Controversial Hunk juggles three lovers

Remember Bodacious Vixen who went ballistic because of all those sordid rumors linking lover, Controversial Hunk, with this and that nubile nymphet.

Turned out CH is a master multitasker.

Apart from BV, CH is canoodling with Pretty Jezebel, too.

There is talk, however, that CH is also two-timing (or is it three-timing?) PJ.

According to the rumor mill, CH is fooling around with Jovial Star, as well. But wait, isn’t JS similarly committed to another person—just like CH?

How prolific!

Insecurity blanket

Well, we can’t blame BV for being antsy these days.

BV is under a lot of pressure—both on the personal and professional fronts. Apart from contending with CH’s infidelity, BV is also being harassed by Powerful Detractors.

Worse, an upstart, Tenacious Amateur, is gaining headway in the biz.

BV is livid that TA has managed to attract marquee names like Gorgeous Beauty and Seasoned Celebrity.

No wonder BV is feeling insecure these days.

Honest to a fault

Dazzling Artiste didn’t mean to raise eyebrows.

It’s just that DA can be too honest for comfort.

DA chided colleagues for not acknowledging past achievements. DA is hurting because when bigger personalities, like Scintillating Veteran, make waves, everyone pays attention.

DA, however, needs to do somersaults just to get noticed.

Alas, that’s the way the cookie crumbles.

Reformed vamp

Talk about major reinvention.

Ravishing Vamp has completely rejected the past.

RV consistently turns down offers to wear skimpy outfits for shows and shoots. In fact, RV refuses to participate in any event that features scantily clad lookers.

It’s just a job, but for RV, it’s a grievous sin.

RV’s career prospects are thus limited.

But that’s the price of being principled, as far as RV is concerned.

Slaphappy

From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:

Egotistic Jock had the hots for Dauntless Maiden.

EJ relentlessly pursued DM who seemed uninterested, though. After weeks of wooing, EJ got weary and took drastic measures.

EJ lashed out at DM, spewing out unprintable invectives every time they would cross paths on the set.

One fine day, exasperated DM got even and slapped EJ, who ended up weeping like a baby!

Who knew DM had the makings of a fearless warrior…

TOP OF THE TABLOIDS

This week’s top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved):

Angelica Panganiban haba-haba ng hair, dalawang lalaki ang laging ka-date! (Namen.)

Yeng Constantino and husband, Victor, karir sa paggawa ng baby, sunud-sunod ang honeymoon. (Go for gold!)

Angeline Quinto nagpatapyas ng boobs kahit may side effect, balak ding magpa-trim ng ilong. (There was a time, stars were more secretive.)

Bonggang date: Joshua Garcia pinasara ang buong ice skating rink para kay Julia Barretto. (Sosyal!)

Kalat na: Sofia Andres nagsuplada raw sa blogcon. (Why? But more importantly … who?)

Iya Villania on working out during pregnancy: “Huwag kayong mag-alala, safe mag-workout kahit buntis!” (This mommy knows best?)

Iya Villania

Anak ni Claudine Barretto may mabigat na hugot sa lovelife ni Raymart Santiago. (Oh dear.)

Julia Barretto (left) and Joshua Garcia