Greying heartthrob parties with all-gay posse

If a picture paints a thousand words …

Bashers are having a field day.

Haters were quick to pounce on Grizzled Heartthrob who had committed a monumental boo-boo in social media.

GH was having a blast, partying with pals…until someone posted the picture online.

An innocent snapshot became instant fodder for the intrigue machine. It’s because GH was surrounded by certified members of the rainbow brigade in the photo.

Birds of the same feather make a fine feather duster?

Oops, GH did it again…and again!

High as a kite

Handlers are building up Popular Star as a positive role model for today’s youth.

Alas, there’s a rather incriminating photo of PS spreading in cyberspace.

In the candid pic, PS seemed dazed and dizzy—adding fuel to the fiery rumors of alleged substance abuse.

PS’ eyes seemed glazed and the gawky posture said it all.

So, was PS high as a kite that time?

File under O for “Obvious much!”

Leaving on a jet plane

Renowned Luminary has been missing in action of late.

There is talk that RL is lying low to avoid the raging controversy about rampant drug use in show biz.

RL is rumored to be on top of the infamous list.

Better safe than sorry.

But then again, there’s also idle chatter that RL is planning to bolt from current company.

The impending transfer sounds rather far-fetched. After all, RL is a Hall of Famer in the loyalty derby.

Camera unready

Celebrated Veteran is no shrinking violet, for sure.

A TV crew had arrived on the set, while CV was catching a few Zs in the dressing room.

Seemed CV instinctively knew that media peeps were nearby. CV was suddenly roused from deep slumber. Straight from the bed, CV rushed to the reporters’ side.

CV gamely granted an interview.

Unfortunately, CV was hardly camera-ready at the time.

Bed-head hairdo and morning glory, anyone?

Dangerous liaison

From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:

Few men can keep up with Sultry Starlet, whose rampaging hormones can daunt even the most ardent lovers.

Hunky Sweetheart found out the hard way.

SS was insatiable and would frequently initiate their scorching encounters in the boudoir.

SS didn’t discriminate and wouldn’t think twice about doing the deed with HS in the car, in the middle of an abandoned road.

HS soon got tired of the dangerous liaison and scampered away from SS.

Top of show biz news

For those who missed last weekend’s show biz news on TV. (And why we are moved, if we are moved.)

Charo Santos-Concio on receiving more acting offers: “Nakakatuwa na may nakikita pa silang …mga karakter na puwede ko pang gampanan.” (Bongga ka ’Day!)

Pia Wurtzbach and Marlon Stockinger

Pia Wurtzbach on inviting racer Marlon Stockinger to a recent event: “Why not? He’s a true gentleman.” (Hmmm…)

Marlon, asked if he’s dating Pia: “Well, no…[But] we’ve known each other for a while.” (All together now: “That’s what friends are for …”)

Matteo Guidicelli and Sarah Geronimo

Matteo Guidicelli, asked how his mother finds Sarah Geronimo: “Mama loves her.” (Mama knows best…not to be a busybody.)

Sarah, asked if she’s ready to go back to work after a two-month break: “I’m [now] motivated to work harder.” (Moving on…)

Eddie Garcia on celebs involved in illegal drugs: “Before sila mahuli…tumigil na sila.” (Makinig kay Manoy!)

Jennylyn Mercado on supporting breast cancer awareness programs: “Bilang babae, dapat…mahalin natin ang sarili natin.” (That’s the greatest love of all…)

Lolit Solis on Mark Anthony Fernandez’s troubled life: “Ang deepest depression niya nung nakipag-break siya kay Claudine Barretto. Then, namatay ang tatay niya.” (Uh-oh.)

Brillante Ma. Mendoza on Mark, who’s in the cast of “Ma’ Rosa”: “Magaling siyang artista. Maraming nagsasabi na huwag ko siyang kunin, pero wala namang problema…” (Hay, buhay.) —TV PATROL, 24 ORAS