Insecure insider sabotages colleague’s thriving project

Enterprising Upstart pulled a surprise with a successful project. Insecure Colleague got miffed and threw a monkey wrench into EU’s venture. IC found a loophole that effectively slashed EU’s triumph by a few points. The scheme worked.

What was supposed to be a victory became a monumental flop. No amount of drumbeating could reverse the setback and EU’s team ended up in hock. EU should be extra-careful next time, especially when dealing with bloodthirsty wolves in sheep’s clothing.

KC Concepcion is scared of introducing Paulo Avelino to her dad.

Unlikely in-law

Flamboyant Celebrity was once Dashing Newbie’s constant companion.

DN’s pushy parents apparently gave their blessing to the unlikely in-law. They favored FC over their son’s girlfriends.

It could be because they knew that FC would lavish gifts on DN. With the girls, DN would more likely end up penniless.

True enough, when DN got married, presents from FC and other gay admirers screeched to a halt. SN has since been working his fingers to the bone.

Flight hazard

When Cute Personality is aboard a plane, he can’t help flirting with flight attendants.

He desperately wants to join the mile-high club, that’s why. Not much of a pick-up artist, he comes across as creepy.

Perhaps CP thought being a celebrity would magically make girls fall all over him. He needs a crash course on how to avoid being a jerk.

Messy diner

From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:

Haggard Hunk had a runny nose and was feeling awful. Still, he dined out with pals.

In the resto’s toilet, HH blew his nose directly into the toilet bowl. Alas, he had lousy aim and missed, making an icky mess on the floor. Eeew.

Top of Bandera

This week’s top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved):

THROWBACK: Camille Prats (left) and Angelica Panganiban, posing like their younger selves from the “Ang Pulubi at ang Prinsesa” poster

Coco Martin sa relasyon nila ni Julia Montes: Huwag nating pangunahan baka maudlot! (Eh ’di, huwag.)

KC Concepcion takot pang ipakilala si Paulo Avelino kay Gabby Concepcion. (Eh ’di, huwag muna.)

Jane Oineza kay Jeron Teng: Pareho kami ng pananaw sa love, ’di minamadali! (Meron pang matino sa mundo.)

Kim Chiu pinatunayang nag-level up na ang love kay Xian Lim. (Next!)

Dasal ng pamangkin ni Kris Aquino: Sana kahit kalahati lang ng tagumpay niya maabot ko!; tatay ni Sophie Albert 15 taon nang comatose. (Oh, my. Oh, dear.)

Kalat na: Yasmien Kurdi pinatay ng sindikato sa Internet. (Sa Internet lang ha?)

Netizens kinuwestiyon ang pelikulang ‘SAF 44’ na pinagbibidahan ni ER Ejercito. (Wasn’t that expected?)

Sam Concepcion, Jasmine Curtis, may ibang mga ka-date noong Valentine’s Day. (Got pics for proof?)

Camille Prats naging emosyonal sa pagbati kay Angelica Panganiban. (Awww.)

Gagawin ang lahat para maging child wonder din ang anak; Alonzo Muhlach bibida sa remake ng “Kuwatog,” “Nognog,” “Darna at Ding”; si Niño ang magdidirek. (We’re staying mum. For now.)

Baby ni Cristine Reyes nasa incubator pa rin… patuloy na lumalaban. (Go, baby.)