Newsmaker is show biz hunks’ ‘client’

IN ONE of their last photos together before the separation, Angel Locsin and Phil Younghusband looked like a cool couple.

Industry insiders were shocked to learn about Controversial Newsmaker’s secret.

There was a time when CN was practically rolling in dough and didn’t quite know what to do with all the money. And then CN met two Showbiz Hunks, who moonlit as pleasure peddlers.

II now claim CN became a valued SH client, and quite a heavy tipper at that. Hey, big spender!

Alas the cash flow ended when the felony was exposed.

Runaway gay

Reality Hunk joined Closeted Heartthrob and other handsome guys on a beach holiday. They rented a villa where wild parties were held night after night.

One of the gays invited high-profile Rushes Spy to one of the parties. When RS entered the frame, RH got rattled and left in a huff—probably worried he would be outed—with Attractive Wannabe in tow.

CH himself was nonchalant and went about his merry way, cavorting with the other cuties.

Cold play

At a recent splashy gathering, Studio Bosses gave Gorgeous Actor the cold shoulder. GA certainly felt it.

Is he no longer the apple of the execs’ eyes? Are they blaming him for a string of flops?

To be fair, GA is not solely responsible for those misfires. What he is guilty of, is a series of bad decisions in his personal life, every one of which could have turned off the fans.

DID ALJUR Abrenica get jealous of Kylie Padilla’s partner?

Cruel boss

From the Radyo Inquirer program “Kliq Showbiz” (dzIQ 990 AM, Monday to Friday, 3 to 5 p.m.):

While generous to hunky friends, Villainous Celeb scrimps on the help.

According to a mole, VC doesn’t give his staff enough food. But when VC’s boyfriend and pals visit, the table overflows with all sorts of goodies. Worse, when a gourmet dish vanishes in the ref, VC goes ballistic.

This could be why no one can stand working in miserly VC’s household. Bah, humbug!

Slight detour

From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:

Sexy Starlet had one drink too many at a gathering. Funny Guy offered her a ride home. Alas, they took a slight detour and ended up in bed together.

It was a one-shot deal, though, says a mole who knows about the unfortunate fling. Mole suspects SS woke up more embarrassed than hung over.

Top of Bandera

The top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved):

WILL Rayver Cruz reunite with Shaina Magdayao?

Sigaw ng GF ni Ka Freddie Aguilar: Wala na akong pakialam, basta love ko siya! (“Nang isilang ka sa mundong ito…”)

Maegan Aguilar: Hindi kriminal ang tatay ko, nagpakatotoo lang siya! (“Ako ang nakikita, ako ang nasisisi, ako ang laging may kasalanan…”)

DSWD walang magagawa para ilayo si Ka Freddie sa GF na bagets…kaya tantanan na. (“Ibon mang may layang lumipad…”)

Dapat daw kasuhan, idamay pati mga magulang ng bagets; kissing scandal ni Ka Freddie at ng menor de edad na GF “nakakasuka,” “kahindik-hindik.” (Stop watching!  “Sari-saring problema…”)

Claudine Barretto, may bagong gimik, ginamit ang anak. (Ayan kasi, nasapawan ni Ka Freddie.)

Aljur Abrenica nagseselos sa  halikan nina Kylie Padilla at Mikael Daez. (Two words for Aljur: Miss World.)

Megan Young iniyakan ang paghihiwalay nila ni Mikael. (Ay, mali. But is this in the job description?)

Siyempre, baka bigla siyang isumpa ng magulang ng GF; Bossing Vic Sotto, gustong-gusto nang *&$#@!+* si Pauleen Luna, pigil na pigil ang panggigigil. (Two consenting adults. We can leave them alone.)

Kris Aquino handa nang ikutin ang Japan; Josh, Bimby excited na. (Handa na ba ang Japan?)

Hindi napaamin sa pangungulit nina Kris at Judy Ann Santos; KC Concepcion: Promise, wala kaming relasyon ni Chandler Parsons! Friends lang!” (This is nonnews then. Let’s not bother.)

LUIS Manzano and Jennylyn Mercado’s two-year romance ends.

Angel Locsin, Phil Younghusband nagkasawaan kaya naghiwalay. (Sad, but much to the delight of single young men and women…everywhere.)

Angel ayaw magpa-interview sa paghihiwalay nila ni Phil. (E ’di ’wag.)

OK lang na siya ang bastusin at wasakin ng bashers; namatay na nanay ni Kim Chiu binaboy sa Instagram: Grabe, sobra na sila! (You bashers need a hobby far away from social media.)

DJ Mo umepal na naman, tinawag na ipokrita si Rhian Ramos. (Can’t this guy just disappear already?)

Sinayang ang 2 taong relasyon, Luis Manzano suko na, na-bad trip sa ugali ni Jennylyn Mercado. (What is this, breakup season?)

Jennlyn nagluluksa: Sobra-sobra kasi ang pagmamahal kay Luis! (Basic black for a year then?)

Rayver Cruz, “makikipagbalikan” kay Shaina Magdayao. (Project-project lang ’yan.)

Piolo Pascual paulit-ulit na lang ang kadramahan pag dating sa babae. (No comment.)