Sweethearts hide affair from gay benefactor

RUFFA Gutierrez: Officially resigned from “Paparazzi”

Hunky actor declines to talk about his relationship with Pretty Starlet. In fact he has been denying their love affair.

Turned out, HA and PS are still living under one roof.

Does Gay Benefactor know that HA and PS are still together?

Perhaps it was GB who put the gag order on HA—pretending that it was supposed to be a career move. GB was said to have advised HA: “Fans are very jealous. You better be single and available for them.”

Replace “fans” with GB in the sentence and you’ll get the drift.

Party poopers

At a recent splashy event, there was palpable tension in the air.

Stunning Starlet, who was then having problems with Playboy Beau, was in no mood to party.

Making matters worse, sulking SS saw Gorgeous Starlet, who was being linked to PB, having a ball from across the venue.

Handlers had to work double time to make sure that SS and GS wouldn’t cross paths.

Apparently, they didn’t need to sweat it because SS snubbed GS who likewise avoided a nasty confrontation.

Pregnant pause

Rumors are getting louder.

Pretty Starlet and Famous Actor’s affair had been tumultuous, to say the least. So when they split up, no one was really shocked.

But PS had an ace up her sleeve—she was allegedly knocked up by FA.

Needless to say, FA’s handlers were apparently alarmed and ordered PS to take a vow of silence, as in, “Do not confirm; do not deny.”

Is that why PS had to disappear for a while? Will that forced vacation take nine months?

Secret ingredient

Headstrong Comic was livid, refusing to guest again in a cooking show.

HC reportedly had a bad experience, witnessing the unsanitary practices of Celebrity Chef in front of the stove.

CC kept blabbing while cooking, showering the dish with generous amounts of saliva.

CRISTINE Reyes: Nose job?

HC almost fainted when CC offered a spoonful of the chow while the cameras were rolling.

Spellbinder

Observers are worried. Controversial Celebrity seems to have fallen under the spell of Sweet-talking Groupie.

Invoking noble intentions, Rasputin-like SG is allegedly draining CC’s resources.

A mole, however, insists that CC is far too shrewd to be abused by SG. CC is just waiting for the right opportunity before dumping SG.

Ruffa’s quitting now official

Ruffa Gutierrez has made formal her resignation as co-host from the TV5 show biz talk show “Paparazzi” on June 27. In her official statement, a copy of which was sent to the Philippine Daily Inquirer, Ruffa insisted that the show’s creative team did not give her details on the nature of the questions in the “Bulungan” segment which caused her ire.

Top of Bandera

The top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved if we are moved):

Hindi totoong maliit lang ang nakuhang share; James Yap nagsinungaling sa naging hatian ng yaman nila ni Kris Aquino (Si Kris na lang kaya ang tanungin kung magkano talaga?)

Kung mas gusto ni Vice Ganda ang mga lalakeng bobito basta gwapo; Kris mas type magdyowa ng chaka pero matalino (To each her own.)

Walang puso, walang kaluluwa, walang habag; ‘pumatay’ kay Dolphy sa Facebook, dapat ikulong (If we jailed every jerk on Facebook, maybe traffic would ease up.)

Shaina, Angelica Panganiban nag-isnaban sa magazine pictorial (Baka naman nagpo-posing lang sila.)

Daniel Padilla: Wala naman akong babaeng pinaiyak!(Wala pa, you mean.)

“Hindi naman itinakwil ng pamilya; Paruparo sinisi ni Rommel Padilla sa kabaklaan ni Rustom (Anong pamahiin yan?)

Xian Lim ang dami- daming arte sa katawan(Sa ganda ba naman ng katawan, can you blame him?)

MATTEO Guidicelli and Maja Salvador

Mike Tan mas may ‘K’ maging leading man kaysa kay Marc Abaya.

Kahit na nga sila ang original hosts ng programa, Alex Gonzaga at IC Mendoza tsinugi na sa “Juicy.”

Gretchen deadma sa issue ng retoke; nagtrending sa “Princess and I”

Matagal daw kasing magkakasama sa isang isla; Promise ni Matteo kay Maja: Hindi ko papatulan si Jessy Mendiola! (Let’s hope he’s not lying.)

Cristine Reyes nag-sorry na kay Ara, pero kaplastikan lang daw (Better than nothing.)

Cristine Reyes nawalan ng maraming projects dahil kay Ara (Can’t blame someone else for that mayhem.)

Cristine Reyes nagmukhang bading sa ‘bagong’ ilong (Maybe it’s the ‘bagong’ ilong that gave her a conscience.)

Sa wakas, ibinigay na ni Angel ang matamis na ‘oo’ kay Phil Younghusband (Baka langgamin kayo.)

Piolo, Jericho may inggitan, personalan na ba ang laban? (Oh stop it, pareho kayong gwapo.)

Inaabutan daw talaga ng madaling araw sa mga gimikan, true ba, Angelica Panganiban laging laman ng mga bar, laklak kung laklak? (Baka naman marami lang siyang kamukha.)

Mel Tiangco ‘binastos’ daw si Dolphy, pinagalitan  ng GMA 7? (Dolphy in his present condition isn’t fair game.)

Nalaman na raw kasing may ibang babaeng dine-date, Sarah Geronimo, pinalalayo na ni Mommy Divine kay Gerald Anderson (Wala pa ngang nangyayari, nilalayuan na?)