Extravagant newcomer goes where the money is

Renting a condo unit in this upscale location can surely burn a hole in one’s pocket, especially the pocket of an actor like Luxuriant Newcomer (LN), who is just starting to establish his career.

LN seems to always “associate” himself with a gay benefactor to make sure he will be able to pay his unreasonably high rent.

A few weeks after news began circulating in show biz circles that Beguiled Searcher (BS), the talent manager-producer he dated, has left him, LN was already spotted “hanging out” with Flippant Enchantress (FE), a gay filmmaker.

However, LN and FE’s relationship—if that’s what it’s called—was short-lived because BS’ coworkers and close family members made sure to let FE know how angry they are with LN for mistreating BS.

LN can’t seem to stop giving people reason to whisper about when he is around. At a recent event, he kissed and hugged Bashful Charmer (BC) in full public view. Does this mean LN is ready for a heterosexual relationship? Surely, he will not ask his teenage girlfriend, who is still trying to make a name for herself as an actress, to contribute in paying the rent for his pricey condo.

TOP OF THE TABLOIDS

This week’s top show biz news from the tabloids (and why we are moved, if we are moved):

• Dennis Trillo hands-on dad pa rin kahit busy na sa trabaho: Sobrang saya, feeling ko lalo akong nakumpleto. (There’s something immensely fulfilling about the joys of parenthood.)

Barbie Imperial

• Barbie Imperial binarag ang basher ng kanyang bikini photo: Wala kang pakialam kung anong gusto kong suotin! (Tomoh.)

• Mavy Legaspi umamin kay Kyline Alcantara: Kapag may pinagdaraanan ka, nahe-hurt din ako … doon ko na-realize na ‘shocks, iba na ‘yung feeling ko. (Shocks talaga…)

• Heart Evangelista bumili ng bagong apartment, hindi muna babalik ng Pilipinas. (She’s running away from what?)

Kelvin Miranda

• Kelvin Miranda: Naguguluhan ako sa mga nangyayari sa buhay ko, sa nangyayari sa sarili ko… (Let’s hope he sorts it out sooner than later…)

• Dennis Padilla hindi pera ang habol sa mga anak: Wala akong hinihingi kahit singkong-duling, nagtatrabaho naman ako. (‘Di nga?)

• Regine Velasquez pinaglihian si Kim Chiu: I’m a fan, kaya minsan hindi ko siya kinakausap kasi na-starstruck ako sa kanya! (We’re all somebody’s fan. But what a way to demonstrate admiration.)

Piolo Pascual

• Piolo Pascual hindi na naghahanap ng dyowa: Sanay na kasi talaga akong mag-isa … and I believe in destiny. (At least Papa P knows what he believes in.)

• Babala ni Skusta Clee sa mga mambabastos sa kanya habang nagpe-perform: May lilipad na mic sa mukha mo. (Ay, fierce! Violent si kuya.)