How ‘innovative’ songstress keeps her hubby ‘interested’

Stubborn Singer (SS) has managed to stay in the limelight by taking care of her voice and keeping her public persona glitzy and glamorous. Unknown to her adoring fans, however, this is also how SS keeps her Faithless Hubby (FH) sexually “interested” in her.

FH doesn’t find SS appealing when she isn’t all glammed up because SS doesn’t look like a star without any makeup on. So SS knows exactly how to keep her husband “engaged” when she’s “in the mood”—and that’s after SS’ public appearances and performances.

When SS is dressed to the nines, that’s when the “magic” begins: FH’s sexual appetite is at its most voracious state when SS’ “game face” is on. “For FH, this is when fantasy merges with reality,” said Rushes’ mole, snickering. “When FH is turned on, he and SS can do ‘it’ anywhere they want—from the sala to the dining area to the bedroom, etc.”

But when the fantasy is over, so does FH’s interest in SS. Our mole added, “When SS isn’t all dolled up, it’s like Cinderella turning into a ‘plain and ugly’ pumpkin, and this is when FH refuses to touch SS with a 10-foot pole.” Ouch naman.

TOP OF THE TABLOIDS

This week’s top show biz news from the tabloids (and why we are moved, if we are moved):

• BB Gandanghari ‘binuhay’ si Rustom Padilla. (Ha? OK, no comment.)

Noreen Joyce Guerra

• Pinoy actress Noreen Joyce Guerra sa ‘All Of Us Are Dead’ may bonggang tips. (#SanaAll)

• Sey ni Mikael Daez, bigla na lang mabubuntis si Megan Young: Don’t worry, pati ako magugulat, promise! (Through immaculate conception?)

• Sharon Cuneta inamin ang pinakaayaw pero minahal niya kay Kiko Pangilinan: Wala siyang pera, dahil ‘di siya nagnanakaw. (Good thing she doesn’t have to rely on anybody else to give her money.)

• AJ Raval: Sana makita n’yo si Aljur Abrenica kung paano ko siya nakikita… napakabuti ng puso niya. (So it’s his puso AJ sees, not his abs?)

Vaness Wu (left) and Jerry Yan

• Jerry Yan, Vaness Wu ng ‘Meteor Garden’ muling nagsama sa isang variety show. (Blasts from the past.)

• Regine Velasquez tuluyan na bang papalitan si Karla Estrada sa ‘Magandang Buhay’ dahil sa pagsabak nito sa politika? (Well, it does look like Reg is snug fit for it. Nuff said.)

• Julia Barretto game na game nang magpaseksi: Tumatanda na rin ako, so wala nang excuse na umayaw. (She can’t play a high school student till she’s 40, right?)

• Janine Gutierrez sa relasyong Rayver Cruz-Julie Anne San Jose: I’m always gonna care about him… whatever makes him happy. (Naman. It’s easier to say that if you’ve already moved on.)