Celebs’ friendship is more ‘reel’ than ‘real’
Snooty Actor (SA) and Sensational Performer (SP) always find themselves getting cast as romantic partners in different projects, probably because of their shared history as former “hot young things.” You see, in their younger years, the seasoned duo could do anything they put their hearts and minds into, so they were known to be their directors’ pets.
Unknown to their adoring fans, however, SA isn’t really as fond of SP as he’d like people to believe. You can imagine how shocked SP’s promising protégé, Impressionable Newbie (IN), was when he was tapped for a project that had SA as one of its lead stars.
During breaktime, IN realized that SA’s vaunted fondness of SP was merely all for show! “Trabaho lang,” as they say.
As it turned out, IN and SA were the only performers left in the dressing room to chit-chat—a happy coincidence that quickly turned sour for IN when SA started saying very nasty things about SP, his perennial partner! Lesson learned, dear readers? Don’t believe everything you read—or see on TV!
From left: Eian Rances, Joshua Garcia, Marco Gumabao and James Reid
TOP OF THE TABLOIDS
This week’s top show biz news from the tabloids (and why we are moved, if we are moved):
• James Reid ibinebenta uli ang pag-aaring mansyon sa halagang P82M. (His prerogative. Can’t blame the guy if he wants a fresh start.)
• Ivana Alawi never naging dyowa si Marco Gumabao; binigyan ng pag-asa si Joshua Garcia sakaling manligaw. (Josh, that’s your cue.)
• Joshua nanginig ang buong katawan dahil kay Charlie Dizon. (Quick! Bigyan ng jacket… err… kumot!)
• Cindy Miranda gustong makilala si Kylie Padilla: Bilib ako sa kanya dahil sobrang strong niya. (As are many women.)
• Netizens nabastusan, nandiri sa pinagsasabi ni Brenda Mage kay Eian Rances sa loob ng “PBB” house. (Hmm, wonder how Kuya reacted…)
• Alex Gonzaga: If ever ma-bless ulit na mabuntis we might not tell you right away netizens… (Calls for a celebration…?)
• Jomari Yllana hindi inaakalang makakabalikan si Abby Viduya: Never naming naisip ‘yun. (Love moves in mysterious ways, indeed.)
• Albert Martinez umaming gusto nang magretiro sa show biz. (Ano’ng issue dito…?)
• Sylvia Sanchez pahinga muna sa show biz: Napagod ako nang sobra. (What? Really? This is news?)
