Actress goes from bland to bodacious after video leak

Muscular Dawdler (MD) has never found Beautiful Actress (BA) attractive—until MD saw a hot and steamy video, featuring BA, that was “reportedly” not intended for public consumption. Said footage shows BA cavorting like she’s never been seen before. We say “reportedly” because sometimes it makes you suspicious about the timing of the leaks—are they being released deliberately to “boost” their sex appeal and waning popularity?

Take MD. He said seeing BA’s video has made him see BA in a different light. “Wala s’yang dating dati,” MD said. “Now, I find her sexy (laughs)!”

And now, BA is busier than ever!

There are so many of this temperature-raising sort these days, like the videos of talent search vets Heartthrob Macho (HM) and Neophyte Master (NM), model-host Wicked Anchor (WA), supporting actors Vigorous Character (VC) and Bold Rigger (BR), singers Jiggly Youngster (JY) and Pesky Musician (PM), and reporter Orderly Rider (OR).

Show-offs!

TOP OF THE TABLOIDS

This week’s top show biz news from the tabloids (and why we are moved, if we are moved):

•Kim Chiu, accidental writer of hit song “Bawal Lumabas,” may collab sa mas mahabang version. (That’s turning a negative into a positive. Congrats, Kim!)

•JK Labajo jokes “It’s a boy” amid pregnancy rumors of girlfriend Maureen Wroblewitz. (Well, he is just a boy, isn’t he?)

Pia Wurtzbach

•Pia Wurtzbach shows sweet surprise of her rumored boyfriend Jeremy Jauncey amid quarantine. (Sweetness knows no limits.)

•BB Gandanghari to Robin Padilla: “Tigilan natin ang pagpapakagwapo at pagpapabango at my expense!” (Bad Boy gets schooled by Bad Girl!)

Coco Martin

•Coco Martin lambasts government anew over ABS-CBN shutdown: “Buti pa ang Pogo napaglaban ninyo…” (May point s’ya, huh.)

•Yassi Pressman defends Coco against bashers. (It’ll be big news if she doesn’t.)

•“Hello, NBI?” Angel Locsin exposes Twitter account offering P200M to kill her, other ABS-CBN stars… (You can’t beat Darna, trolls.)

•Karla Estrada, Jolina Magdangal at Melai Cantiveros to host a new online show. (Why???)

Kathryn Bernardo (left) and Daniel Padilla

•Kathryn Bernardo to bashers calling her “sakang:” Well, DJ (Daniel Padilla) loves my legs. (Kath’s bashers are more concerned about her legs than their lack of intelligence. That, in itself, is troubling.)

•Alden Richards pinasalamatan ng mga pari sa ginawang tulong sa Paco Catholic School at Don Bosco Makati. (Now that’s paying it forward…)

•Jennylyn Mercado sa mga bashers: “No one has the right to be mean!” (But they choose to be mean, just the same.)

•Aiko Melendez at Vice Gov. Jay Khonghun: Love wins! (Asus, pang-breaking news…?)

Ivana Alawi

•Sexy star Ivana Alawi pinabulaanan ang kumakalat na video scandal: “Kahit mukha akong ganito, never kong gagawin ‘yun!” (Does that sound familiar? Well, we’ve heard that line so many times before.)