Hit-making fraudster
Veteran Songsmith (VS) is as well-loved as the songs he’s known for. But our mole insists that while VS’ songs truly have as much recall and charm as the seasoned artists who recorded them, he didn’t really write them.
This came to light after VS’ sibling spilled the beans to his former classmate, claiming that it was he who actually wrote the hit songs that we all grew up listening to and singing along with. But the fraudster ended up enjoying the fruits of his sibling’s hard labor. How benevolent! INQ
TOP OF THE TABLOIDS
This week’s top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved):
•Church wedding nina Sarah Geronimo at Matteo Guidicelli kasado na! (Will they have enough time to say, “Speak now or forever hold your peace”?)
•Matteo kinontra ang blotter ng pulisya: Wala akong sinuntok! (Baka ego ng nanay ang tinamaan…?)
•Mommy Divine gustong ipako sa krus ng fans ni Sarah. (That’s a little too harsh, popsters. Maybe tickling is enough. If that doesn’t work, well…)
•Ivana Alawi umaming crush si Coco Martin: Ang gwapo n’ya, lalaking-lalaki! (Iva na talaga si Cardo…)
•Vivian Velez barag na barag sa fans ni Angel Locsin: Wala siyang ninakaw hindi siya kriminal… (Oh, she’s still around? What did she become (in)famous for again? Hmm.)
•Julia Montes kinarir ang pag-aarnis pati ang pagputok! (As they say, hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.)
•JM de Guzman nawasak dahil sa droga: Binigyan ako ng pag-asa ng ABS-CBN. (A sterling case against the idea of “tokhang”…)
Angel Aquino
•Joel Torre, Angel Aquino sa gobyerno: Ito’y pagtapak sa karapatan natin! (Now you’re talking…)
•Robin Padilla, Mocha Uson sanib-pwersa kontra ABS-CBN: Kailangan pa bang i-memorize ’yan?! (Such impeccable citizens…)
•Siguradong hindi na makakapagtrabaho uli si Robin sa ABS-CBN. (Ayaaan. Kailangan pa bang i-memorize ’yan?)
•Mariel Padilla ayaw makialam sa isyu ni Robin sa ABS-CBN. (Woman of substance.)
•John Lloyd Cruz naispatan sa sabungan: Enjoy na enjoy pa din sa pribadong buhay… (So Lloydie likes fighting cocks?)
•Myrtle Sarrosa gustong makatambal din si Alden Richards; pasok na sa “Voltes V” ng GMA? (Let’s volt in!)
Maine Mendoza
•Maine Mendoza walang hiling para sa sarili: ’Yung hiling ko para sa lahat ng mahal ko… (Yup, she has enough for herself already…)
•Heart Evangelista sa basher na tumawag sa kanya ng “artificial.” (Yes, she is some gems’ best friend, right Chiz?)
