Kiss-and-tell matinee idol’s conquests: True stories or tall tales?

Before Garrulous Enchanter (GE) became part of one of the most successful local onscreen love teams, he used to take pride in sharing stories of his sexual conquests with anyone who would listen.

GE was so proud of his exploits that these became the stories he told his coactors whenever they would join him in drinking sessions.

Talk about kiss-and-tell!

In a state of stupor, GE would recite the names of the women he had spent the night with in his condo, including this particular female, Credulous Kitten (CK), who is a couple of years older than him.

Some of his coactors found this hard to believe, though, since CK has a public image that’s pleasant and a little old-fashioned. So the story that she engaged in casual sex seemed out of character.

We really hope that GE has already changed his ways now that he is in a steady relationship with Sweet Lady (SL). After all, SL is one of the most endearing personalities in the industry.

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