Proper blocking for photo-friendly duo

Tantalizing Legend (TL) used to be one of Tinseltown’s loveliest faces. But her beauty has clearly seen better days, especially after years of excess and overreliance to medical procedures whose long-term side effects are more terrifying than satisfying. ‍‍‍‍‍‍‍

More than those calamitous “enhancements,” however, TL is hiding a not-so-open secret—her relationship with her lesbian lover (LL), who can be seen in TL’s get-togethers and “groufies” with close friends. Of course, LL and TL are careful enough not to be seen striking a pose side by side… to avoid courting speculation and intrigue.‍‍‍‍‍‍‍

‍But TL has proven that, in her case at least, may forever. Aww.

TOP OF THE TABLOIDS

‍‍‍‍This week’s top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved):‍‍‍‍‍‍‍

Nadine Lustre (left) and James Reid

‍•Hiwalayan nina James Reid at Nadine Lustre gimik lang: Sobrang arte n’yo umamin na kasi kayo… (Pilitan…?)

•Coleen Garcia naglabas ng ebidensya sa relasyong James-Nadine. (What’s at stake for her? Let’s see…)‍‍‍‍‍‍‍

John Lloyd Cruz

•John lloyd Cruz tuloy na ang pagbabalik show biz ngayong 2020. (It’s about time…)

•Sarah Geronimo malapit nang magpakasal kay Matteo Guidicelli: Gusto ko asawa muna bago mabuntis. (Good girl.)

•Sharon Cuneta matindi ang sama ng loob kay KC Concepcion, hindi nakarating sa “ASAP” birthday party: Nagulat ako sa surprise, pero ang alam ko, apat ang anak ko, e. (Another drama… Abangan.)‍‍‍‍‍‍‍

•KC mas pinili nga bang makasama si Apl.de.Ap kesa sa ina? (She’s old enough to choose, isn’t she?)‍‍‍‍‍‍‍

•Relasyon ni KC kay Apl.de.Ap kinontra ng bashers: Anyare? Hindi sila bagay… (Shameless meddling…)‍‍‍‍‍‍‍

Enrique Gil (left) and Liza Soberano

•Enrique Gil kinakarir ang pagnenegosyo para sa future nila ni Liza Soberano. (Sensible, practical guy…)‍‍‍‍‍‍‍

•Maine Mendoza saludo sa tapang ng mga beki: Hindi madaling aminin ang tunay na pagkatao on national TV! (Good point.)‍‍‍‍‍‍‍

•Maine reynang-reyna pa din ng social media. (That’s a nice title.)‍‍‍‍‍‍‍

•Araneta concert ni Alden Richards tuloy na; love life ang wish ngayong 2020! (Did you hear that, fans?)‍‍‍‍‍‍‍

•Julie Anne San Jose deadma sa mga kumokontra sa tambalan nila ni Alden; payo sa kanya huwag pumayag na itambal kay Alden, kawawa ka lang! (Some risks are worth taking.)‍‍‍‍‍‍‍

•Vice Ganda biglang nagtanggal ng wig sa “GGV,” members ng Momoland na-shock. (Who wouldn’t?)‍‍‍‍‍‍‍

•Sumpa nang mga sumpa: Aga Muhlach tinapos ang pagrereyna ni Vice Ganda sa MMFF; “Miracle” kumita ng P600 million . (Time for him to learn new tricks, but there’s a saying about old dogs and new tricks that needs to be said.)‍‍‍‍‍‍‍

•Reunion movie nina Aga Muhlach at Lea Salonga tuloy na tuloy na. (Hope springs.)‍‍‍‍‍‍‍

•Ilang pelikula sa MMFF 2019 kaawa-awa ang resulta sa takilya. Kita ng 8 entries sa MMFF 2019 hindi pa umabot sa P1B. (Isn’t earning something good enough for these people?)‍‍‍‍‍‍‍

•Robin Padilla sa pamba-bash kay Pope Francis: Talaga bang wala nang respesto ang mga tao?! (Wow, that’s coming from the very respectful and consistently sensible Robin…)‍‍‍‍‍‍‍

•“Dyowa” ni Awra Briguela pinagtsismisan sa social media. (Give him his 3 seconds of fame … or infamy.)‍‍‍‍‍‍‍

•Neil Arce may pakiusap kay Angel Locsin habang naghahanda sa kasal; Kaya ayaw ipaalam ni Darna ang pagtulong, nagiging fans’ day kasi… (The Good Samaritan never needed an audience, after all.)‍‍‍‍‍‍‍

•Hugot ni Carla Abellana sa 2019: Goodbye sa taon na sumira sa akin. (How cryptic!)‍‍‍‍‍‍‍

•Bea Alonzo napamura sa panggo-ghosting ni Gerald Anderson: Walang respeto! (Oo nga naman… Go, girl!)‍‍‍‍‍‍‍

•Andrea Torres hiling ang “forever” with Derek Ramsay: I love you very much! (Good luck, gurl!)‍‍‍‍‍‍‍

•Alex Gonzaga nabalahura pero waging-wagi pa rin sa YouTube! (They always prefer the silliest and the craziest…)‍‍‍‍‍‍‍

•Dennis Trillo at Jennylyn Mercado ibabandera ang love story sa “Co Love Life” concert. (Isn’t there anything else worth talking about?)‍‍‍‍‍‍‍

•Hiling ni Judy Ann Santos sa 2020: Maging mapagpatawad tayong lahat… (Very well said.)‍‍‍‍‍‍‍

•Judy Ann payag na makatambal ulit si Piolo Pascual pero may mga “kundisyon.” (Wise words…)