When reality bites miss prima donna

Galling Lass (GL) has yet to do anything of note, but she sure does act like it.

Once, in a photo shoot with other celebrities, GL demanded that she be allowed to have her personal makeup artist do her face—this despite the creative team’s explanation that it was imperative that its own glam team do everyone’s makeup to achieve the specific look it wanted.

The other celebrities had no complaints whatsoever. GL, however, was adamant.

Exasperated, the team informed her that it was pushing through with the shoot with or without her.

At that moment, GL must have realized that she wasn’t as important as she thought, and eventually relented.

TOP OF THE TABLOIDS

This week’s top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved):

Kathryn Bernardo at Alden Richards na movie napirata na pero tumatabo pa rin sa takilya, humamig na ng P800M, baka matalbugan pa ang kinita ng 2018 MMFF. (Huwaw, pwede padding!)

Alden hindi pa rin mawawasak ang record ni Daniel Padilla sa Star Cinema kahit mag-P1B ang “HLG.” (What does this have to do with Alden’s accomplishment, pray tell?)

Alden bagong Box-Office King; naka-3M followers na sa IG! (Huwaw again…)

Daniel payag na bang pakasalan ni Karla Estrada ang mystery boyfriend? (For consistency, why not a mystery wedding then?)

Sue Ramirez humanga sa tapang ng mga prostitutes: Napakahirap ng trabaho nila. (’Di nga…?)

Sue: Hindi po big deal sa akin ang makakita ng ari ng lalaki; umaming hiwalay na sila ni Joao Constancia. (Wait… was that the reason of the breakup?)

Anak kinontra ang ama—sino ang nagsasabi ng totoo: si Dennis Padilla o si Julia Barretto? (Liars go to hell…luh!)

Tony Labrusca sa mga beki’t matrona: Sobrang taba ko… (What an issue…!)

Kumpirmado: John Lloyd, Cathy Molina gagawa uli ng pelikula. (Welcome back, Lloydie!)

Jose Manalo 25 years na: Boyoyong clown noon, Comedy Lodi ngayon! (A step up.)

3 pelikula ni Ai-Ai delas Alas sunud-sunod na minalas… (Whatever happend to “third time’s the charm”?)

Pagiging beki ni Paolo Ballesteros tanggap ng anak. (Wheee!)

James Reid

James Reid bagsak ang career dahil sa epal na tatay; butata kina Alden at Daniel. (Kung makabutata naman ’to, wagas…)

James mahirap daw katrabaho; maarte na demanding pa? (We’ve heard this many times before. At least he’s, well, consistent, right?)

Julia Barretto muling umariba: Wala akong inahas at inagawan ng boyfriend, wala akong nilandi! (Fighter si Ate J…)

Sigaw ng netizens: Gerald Anderson sabihin mo sa nanay mo na manahimik na lang, ’wag kami! (The video is painful to watch, but she’s feisty, isn’t she?)

Nanay ni Gerald kay Bea Alonzo: Ayaw kita para sa anak ko! (OK, guys, let’s imagine Bea’s answer. Game?)

Bea dedma na kay Julia; walang paki sa ina ni Gerald. (Right move.)

Lovi Poe

Lovi Poe, LDR ang love life: Basta masaya ako ngayon. (Good for you!)

Maymay Entrata: Hindi pa kami ikakasal ni Edward (Barber) bawal pa! (My goodness, oo naman.)

Maymay nag-audition sa New York Fashion Week 2020. (Next… neeext!)

Claudine Barretto inireklamo ng pamilya ng talent manager, “praning” na daw! (Ay, what did she do this time?)

Glaiza de Castro

Glaiza de Castro mas pinili ngayon ang love life kesa sa career; super in love sa Irish boyfriend… (Love wins.)

Vice Ganda dedma sa tumatawag ng “user” kay Ion Perez: Basta happy lang kami, masaya lang tayo! (Ho-hum. How many more similar stories with different names can we endure?)

PBB Otso big winner Yamyam Gucong nakalipat na sa bagong napanalunang condo! (Congrats! OK, next…)

Mark Herras-Nicole Donesa status: In a relationship. (Wow, breaking news.)

Bianca Gonzalez sa paglaya ni Antonio Sanchez: Mas deserving bigyan ng 2nd chance ang nagnakaw ng cell phone. (Isn’t she brilliant?)

Dennis Trillo (left) and Jennylyn Mercado

Dennis Trillo bilib na bilib kay Jennylyn Mercado: Best mom ever. (Best mate ever.)

Katrina Halili hirap na hirap maging mabait. (Yup, bait requires a looot of work.)