Looks can be deceiving, especially in local Tinseltown

When observing people in show biz, expect your gaydar to always go haywire!

Take for example this celeb, who currently has a rocker chick image. Duplicitous Gal (DG) can be “one of the boys” when hanging out, while exuding a feminine appeal.

DG surprised a girl friend—a bit actress whom she met at a party—when she asked the latter to make out with her. Bit actress never thought of DG as a lesbian, but she claimed to have messages to prove that DG is really into her.

Oh well, celebs are almost never the same as the personalities they present to the public.

TOP OF THE TABLOIDS

This week’s top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved):

Jane de Leon

Bato ni Darna ipinagkatiwala sa member ng Girltrends [na si Jane de Leon]: Handa kong gawin lahat! (Palaban! That’s the spirit, gurl.)

Madlang pipol naalarma sa rape scene ni Baron Geisler sa ‘Probinsyano,’ inireklamo sa PNP. (…And on primetime at that! Anybody home, MTRCB?)

Judy Ann Santos

Judy Ann Santos-Coco Martin movie pinaplano na. (Let’s call it “Ang Dalisay na si Juday”)

Coco Martin

Coco siguradong na-bad trip sa nanuntok na kongresista. (What is Coco doing in Congress, in the first place?)

Arci Muñoz, JC Santos lumaklak ng wine para tumapang sa laplapan. (It’s not like these two are teenagers who are doing it for the first time…)

Rosanna Roces tumangging gumanap na nanay ni Sue Ramirez sa pelikula. (She probably doesn’t know who Sue is…)

Kathryn Bernardo emosyonal sa 3rd Eddys Best Actress Award: I’m out of words. (Let’s ask Nadine what she thinks about this.)

Dingdong Dantes inalay ang Best Actor award kay Eddie Garcia: This Eddy is for you! (Eh ’di wow.)

‘MMK’ ni Anne Curtis talunan sa ‘Magpakailanman’ ni Amy Austria. (No contest.)

Angelica Panganiban

Angelica Panganiban happy na ang love life, hip-hop artist ang bagong dyowa. (Yes, yes, yo!)

Alex Gonzaga palengkera, pokpok daw; Mommy Pinty rumesbak sa mga bashers. (You reap what you sow.)

GMA, ABS kinalimutan ang ‘network’ war para sa KathDen. (That’s what you think…)

Sharon Cuneta todo-promote sa socmed ng KathDen movie. (Mega-support.)

Arnold Clavio ayaw tantanan ng fans ni Maine Mendoza; nilait ang buhok, mukhang puppet daw. (Wow, they’re probably perfect…?)

Maine nalaglag sa Top 5 female celeb ng Twitter PH; Kathryn biglang akyat sa No.1. (What goes up… OK, you know the drill.)

Tony Labrusca

Tony Labrusca pinaka-hunk na Jose Rizal sa ‘Ang Babae Sa Septic Tank 3.’ (What about Josephine Bracken…?)

Ruru Madrid na-depress dahil sa bashers: Nasaktan ako. (Over what issue, Ruru? And what did Rere say?)

Kasalang Angel Locsin-Neil Arce tuloy na sa November 2020. (Nakaka-excite. Ho-hum. OK, next!)

Luis Manzano nagparamdam na kay Jessy Mendiola, malapit na ring ikasal? (We’ve already heard this before.)

Luis balak mag-propose kay Jessy sa ilalim ng dagat? (Bonggacious!)

Matteo Guidicelli grabe kung purihin ang kampo ni Duterte, sipsip nga ba? (That’s what you call like-minded.)

Sam Milby dumami ang raket dahil sa kasamaan sa ‘Halik.’ (Walang balato?)

John Lloyd kay Direk Cathy Garcia Molina: Gawa uli tayo ng pelikula pagbalik ko… (Abangan…)

Dennis Trillo bida sa life story ng lalaking pumatay, kumain sa sariling ama. (It’s going to be another award-winning role for him.)