Actress gifts her boyfriend with a last-minute birthday sex
During her college days, Magnetic Damsel once forgot to buy a present for her nonshow biz boyfriend.
To make matters worse, she couldn’t celebrate the day with him, because she had to fly out of town for an event.
Running out of ideas, MD gifted her boyfriend with a last-minute birthday sex.
The guy didn’t mind, of course. Not at all.
But unknown to him, MD had been cheating on him all along with a celebrity, Amorous Lad, who was also part of the said provincial gig.
On that same day, MD shagged AL after work.
And it wasn’t even AL’s birthday.
TOP OF THE TABLOIDS
This week’s top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved):
Vilma Santos miss na miss na ang show biz; gagawa nga ba ng pelikula kasama si Alden Richards? (So what do we call their tandem? AlMa? DeVil?)
Sigaw ng madlang pipol: Mabuhay ka, Angel Locsin, ikaw talaga ang tunay na Darna! (You mean there were fake Darnas?)
Vickie Rushton: Gusto ko talagang maging Darna! (This time, action speaks louder than words.)
Ayon kay Jonas Gaffud, creative director ng Miss Universe Philippines: Dapat binigyan pa din ng korona si Vickie kahit sablay sa “Q & A” (Magaling, magaling! That’s making sense of the nonsensical … or defending the indefensible.)
Pagiging Christian ni Catriona Gray kinuwestiyon dahil sa pagsuporta sa mga beki at tibo! (You mean Christians are homophobes?)
Bea Alonzo at John Lloyd Cruz may bagong proyekto kaya nagsu-shooting sa Palawan? (If it’s a movie, they should call it “Last Chance” or “No Chance.”)
Bea sa reunion niya with Lloydie: Enjoy naman, pero secret muna kung para saan … (Wow, BIG deal!)
NBA Finals talbog sa pa-hashtag ng pelikula nina Alden Richards at Kathryn Bernardo; KathDen fans umariba… (Let’s hope they behave better…)
ABS-CBN, GMA “ceasefire” muna sa network war para sa pelikula nina Alden at Kathryn (As they say, united we stand, divided we fall.)
KathDen movie amoy-blockbuster na; teaser pa lang winner na! (Isn’t that like counting the eggs before they hatch?)
Bikini photo ni Frankie Pangilinan hot na hot; Sharon Cuneta at Kiko Pangilinan, may warning sa anak! (What? Like, “Don’t forget to use sunscreen”?)
Maxine Medina nag-sorry sa mga transgender beauty queens! (Let her explain … if she’s up to it.)
Jillian Ward isasabak na ng GMA sa mature roles! (Uh-oh. Jailbait.)
OOTD nina James Reid at Nadine Lustre sa fashion ball, inokray, “copycat” daw! (As long as they aren’t second-rate or trying hard …)
Vice Ganda: Ang healthy po ng love life ko ngayon! (Is it one that requires healthy diet and proper exercise … ?)
Vice mamimigay ng brand new car sa “Walopet” ng GGV (Yayamanin.)
“Feelennial” movie nina Ai-Ai delas Alas at Bayani Agbayani winner: Tatawa lang kayo nang tatawa! (Peksman?)
Anak ni Tirso Cruz III na si Bodie Cruz, dating PBB housemate, pastor na! (Bless him.)
Jessy Mendiola mataray, suplada, maldita: Akala lang nila ’yun! (You mean, they care?)
Kris Aquino at dalawang anak nakabalik na ng Pinas matapos magpagamot sa Singapore; Instagram, FB burado na: “Pinanindigan talaga niya ang pag-iwas sa socmed” (Mamatey?)
Pelikula nila Aga Muhlach, Piolo Pascual at Daniel Padilla ilalaban sa 2019 MMFF (Aprub!)
Julie Anne San Jose, mas seksi, mas magaling daw na singer kesa kay Angeline Quinto? Kapamilya fans, kumontra! (Push, mars, push.)
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