More flash–and flesh–than substance
It was an auspicious start for Sociable Guy (SG), with his first projects immediately getting noticed by the bosses of a big company. Quality-wise, however, SG soon suffered from the law of diminishing returns. SG simply isn’t talented enough to sustain the career-boosting promise of his first project.
Initially, SG came up with commercially viable but critically reviled “mainstream” ventures. But it was only a matter of time before the head honchos realized there really wasn’t more to him than flashy, youthful but vacuous bravado.
These days, SG is more known for the very telling sex video and incriminating photos that trended on social media. It shows SG not just in various stages of undress, but also in an enviable state of sexual bliss. How limber!
Looks like SG couldn’t resist the lure of the camera, whether behind or in front of it!
TOP OF THE TABLOIDS
This week’s top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved):
True ba, Mocha Uson nakabili ng island resort sa Davao? (Yayamanin.)
Viral na ito: Judy Ann Santos nag-waitress sa sariling resto, anak na si Yohan naglinis ng mga lamesa. (Call her Juday of all trades.)
Kathryn Bernardo kay Daniel Padilla: Ang mahalin ka ang best decision na nagawa ko, my DJ! (Mr. DJ, can I make a request?)
Kalat na: Sarah Geronimo ikakasal na kay Matteo Guidicelli; binura lahat ng post sa IG para sa #5.30 (Just another publicity gimmick for another endorsement.)
John Lloyd Cruz natutuyot na; tumanda ang itsura at sobrang payat! (Who did this to you, Popoy?)
Juancho Trivino sinagot na ni Joyce Pring: She’s the best girlfriend ever! (Yaya, who are they?)
Maine Mendoza gumawa na naman ng bagong record bilang endorser; may entry ulit sa 2019 MMFF. (So, it’s a contest now?)
Payagan kaya si Arjo Atayde ng ABS-CBN na maka-date si Maine sa Star Magic Ball? (Ooh, like a fairy tale: She’s the Beauty; he’s the … Ball?)
Alden Richards nilandi-landi si Sugar Mercado; pinagtripan daw si Maine. (’Di nga?)
Herbert “Bistek” Bautista balik-show biz, gustong magdirek: Kung may trabahong naghihintay sa akin, why not?! (For what role?)
Julia Montes nagparamdam sa socmed, nag-thank you sa ABS-CBN! (She’s a multitasker…)
Heart Evangelista nakuha ang lead role sa bagong Hollywood action movie. (Say, Chiz!)
Totoo ba, KC Concepcion buntis na? Lilipat na rin daw sa GMA 7? (Uh, OK.)
Moira dela Torre nawala ang confidence sa sarili, nagkaroon ng ‘sakit’ sa ilong. (So, kids, don’t play with your noses…)
Aicelle Santos bagong ‘Regine Velasquez’ ng GMA 7. (Nah, that’s just the movie in her mind.)
