Mr. Right makes wrong move

TONI Gonzaga: Intriguing prediction

By all reckoning, Handsome Beau was Mr. Right for Popular Star. PS has a nasty rep as a world-class witch, but HB has been nothing but tolerant, even quite forgiving, of her shortcomings.

But boys will be boys and HB soon strayed. Perhaps he simply got fed up with her nastiness?

HB was spotted clubbing with another girl. It wasn’t an innocent night-out, because they were drunk as skunks and were soon canoodling in the dark.

Mr. Right, that’s oh, so wrong!

ENZO Pineda: He showed what?

Method acting

Indie Actor met Imported Stud on the set of a movie, where they played sweethearts.

They got so engrossed in their bed scenes, that they became a couple in real life. Talk about method acting.

IA vanished from the biz because he’s now living with IS in a posh condo. From all indications, they’re content playing house.

Gong show

JOSE Manalo: “Deadma” photo:GIRLIE RODIS

Would it kill them to rehearse?

Last year, Cute Hunk fumbled while doing a simple chore (banging a gong) at a high-profile event. While he was trying to hit the gong, the head of CH’s mallet flew – leaving the audience in stitches.

A year later, it happened again – this time with Handsome Hunk from CH’s studio.

Both booboos could’ve been avoided if the hunks bothered to rehearse.

Mirror, mirror

Co-workers laugh at Aging Performer behind her back, saying she is so vain, that a mirror and hairbrush are always within her reach. AP would retouch her makeup countless times, they report. Perhaps it’s because her face has undergone so many, uh, transformations?

New love

Beautiful Starlet found solace in Political Scion’s arms after a turbulent breakup.

Friends thought BS had finally found the right guy. But only months after hooking up, they broke up. BS has a new guy now.

Warring hosts

Stylish Host and Flamboyant Co-Host are at war. Things came to a head when FC walked out of the show, unleashing not a few cuss words. Were they aimed at SH?

Insiders suspect that FC is insecure because SH is the current favorite of the masses.

Top of Bandera

ALJUR Abrenica at odds with ex-future in-law?

The top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved if we are moved):

Kaya raw gustong paghiwalayin ni Binoe, Aljur bangaw daw sa buhay ni Kylie (Paano pinapaalis ang bangaw?  Fly swatter? Baygon? Tsinelas?)

Enzo Pineda nagpakita ng pwet; Mark Herras hubad kung hubad (Pass the popcorn!)

Tinanggihan daw makasama sa sitcom; Toni Gonzaga may galit ba kay Joey Marquez? (Parang sina Grace Lee at Angelicopter!)

Angel, Phil seryoso na ang relasyon (Alam ba nila?)

Gov. Vi: Hindi ko tatalikuran ang show biz (At hindi ka rin tatalikuran ng Vilmanians.)

Lovi, Ronald Singson nagkabalikan na raw (To the tune of “Tie a Yellow Ribbon”?)

Ai Ai ayaw pang pakasal sa bagets na papa (Looking for clues from Demi and Ashton…)

Kris handa na sa halikan nila ni Binoe (Si Binoe kaya?)

Tigilan na raw ang pang-aapi at pang-o-okray; ‘Hindi kawalan si Erich kay Enchong, ’no!’ (Enough na ’to, ha?)

John Prats, Bianca Manalo, magkalive-in na? (Well, they wouldn’t be the first… or the last. Amen?)

Ayon daw sa isang manghuhula, Toni Gonzaga mabubuntis pero iiwanan ng BF (Puede ring iiwanan ang BF.)

Maricar Reyes kay Echo: Sobrang nakakatawa siya! (Handsome and funny? Yes!)

May mga pasabog na naman daw sa Twitter, Rhian binastos na naman ni DJ Mo (I-block na ’yan!)

Jennylyn biglang napasigaw ng “I love you Lucky” (Have you heard it said that men marry their moms?)

Zsa Zsa: Hindi na tuloy ang kasal namin ni Dolphy! Hindi raw pera ang habol niya sa Comedy King (Let’s give the woman some credit. No, a lot of credit.)

Derek (Ramsay) nahimasmasan, hindi na lalayas sa ABS (Loyalty is a virtue—not always rewarded, but a virtue nonetheless.)

May kanya-kanyang kotse at sariling pera; mga anak ni Ai Ai sunod ang layaw (Ang laki sa layaw… jeproks. Ingats!)

Aljur ayaw patulan ang pang-aasar ni Binoe (Ang mapikon, talo!.)

Hanggang ngayon ayaw pa ring magsalita; Jose Manalo deadma sa demanda ng asawa (You have the right to remain silent…)