Gorgeous muse’s not-so-amusing rants

Remember the Gorgeous Muse who surprised missosologists and kibitzers alike with her recently much-improved facial features?

Well, while she did go home with one of the local titles, GM apparently wasn’t very pleased with the way the international competition went. Either that or she just wasn’t happy to go home empty-handed.

Our trusted mole said that, at a recent promotional sortie, when GM wasn’t smiling or waving at impressionable gawkers, she was overheard “discreetly” ranting against the organization she was supposed to represent.

Now that isn’t a sporty attitude worth emulating, is it?

TOP OF THE TABLOIDS

Coco Martin

This week’s top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved):

Maine Mendoza wala nang pakialam sa AlDub fans; mas mahal daw si Arjo Atayde?! (Is the feeling mutual?)

True ba, Coco Martin bawal umaming nabuntis si Julia Montes dahil sa mga kontrata … ? (Maybe when he’s … 50?)

Julia Montes

Coco nabawasan ang kamachuhan dahil sa pagpatol sa bashers. (So how should macho men make patol the bashers, pray tell?)

Beauty Gonzalez ayaw nang magpabuntis kay Mister; type magpasampal kina Sharon Cuneta at Vilma Santos sa serye! (Does this woman have a death wish?)

Mega nakalimutan nang kumain; namayat ng bongga sa Korea. (’Di nga?)

Kathryn Bernardo (left) and Daniel Padilla

KathNiel fans naiyak sa viral HK video nina Daniel Padilla at Kathryn Bernardo! (Beware of dehydration.)

Anne Curtis abot-langit ang pasasalamat kay Erwan Heussaff; may wish sa mga naghahanap ng “forever.” (That’s what they all say … )

Gabby Concepcion sumusumpa na walang pinagsabay na babae! (Peksman.)

Gabby deadma lang sa kasong isinampa ng kapatid! (So, no hating-kapatid for them?)

John Lloyd Cruz

Dalawang “itlog” ni Ice Seguerra ready na, Liza Diño handa nang magbuntis sa December! (Wow, newsworthy!)

Kalat na: Jolo Revilla nag-propose na sa dyowang beauty queen! (Stop the press!)

John Lloyd game na game sa selfie kahit mukhang ermitanyo. (Game na!)

Julia Barretto

Male netizens tulo-laway sa katawan ni Andrea Torres. (Must be the summer heat.)

Julia Barretto babagsak kapag nag-audition sa “Darna:” Wala kasi siyang boobs! (So, did Dolphy have boobs when he became Darna?)

Tony Labrusca

Nash Aguas nakabili na ng sariling bahay sa Las Vegas. (Yayamanin.)

Tony Labrusca may nadiskubre kay Bela Padilla pagdating sa halikan. (What about Bela? Has she discovered anything about Tony?)