Bigwigs want to kick out raucous weasel

The whispers in the studio are getting louder.

Turns out the bigwigs are getting fed up with Raucous Weasel.

It seems RW is again giving the execs untold headaches… and sleepless nights over shocking shenanigans. RW has always been infamous for being difficult.

Not too long ago, many insiders thought RW would change after encountering a string of setbacks.

Alas, RW has remained just as nightmarish as before.

Colleagues believe RW is not worth the trouble. The big shots agree, and they want to kick RW out of the firm.

O for ostracized

Which reminded a Rushes mole of a similar tale.

Kibitzers claim that coworkers ostracized Vivacious Celebrity weeks before a stunning development.

Peers allegedly felt betrayed by VC’s decision.

They thought the bosses had showered VC with all the perks, but still these things were ignored when push came to shove.

Then again, VC was merely thinking of the future and getting sentimental wouldn’t help one bit.

Secret Santa

Just in time for the season of glad tidings.

Remember Maverick Lothario who surfs the net in search of people in need?

ML reached out to a beleaguered netizen and took care of a poor relative’s medical bills.

ML likewise has a soft spot for deserving kids who dream of finishing their studies. ML, however, refuses to talk about these good deeds.

ML prefers to be a Secret Santa for now.

Double trouble

Rumormongers claim Gorgeous Rake is one of the regular customers of high-flying pushers.

Contrary to a well-cultivated image as a health buff, GR has a festering addiction.

Well, it’s hardly surprising because GR’s kin, Glib Rabble-rouser, is also a notorious junkie.

It’s in the blood!

Mission impasse

From the Inquirer tabloid  Bandera:

Friends and family have tried to patch things up between Amiable Giver and Dainty Luminary.

According to insiders, DL is willing to mend fences with AG. Unfortunately, AG is obstinate, refusing to meet halfway.

That’s why the two have reached an impasse.

AG, however, insisted that it’s only fair and just for DL to go through the eye of a needle.

Perhaps DL should just be extra patient.

TOP OF THE TABLOIDS

This week’s top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved):

Alden Richards aminadong hirap patumbahin ang “Ang Probinsyano” ni Coco Martin. (Truth hurts.)

Marco Gumabao

Marco Gumabao game na game sa hubaran, type papakin ng mga beki! (Ano siya, fried chicken?)

Arjo Atayde on Maine Mendoza: “Magkasundo po kami; masarap siyang kasama.” (Ganern.)

Maymay Entrata ibang level na, kasali sa fashion show ni Rajo Laurel. (Bongga ka ’day!)

Angeline Quinto tinawag na “pirated” at “plastic” ng ilang Reginians! (Ouch!)

Harlene Bautista naka-move on na agad sa isyung hiwalayan nila ni Romnick Sarmenta: “Masaya ako dahil magkaibigan pa rin kami!” (Moving on.)

Sarah Lahbati

Sarah Lahbati pasado na bilang Dabarkads? (OK.)

Piolo Pascual

Piolo Pascual napamura sa comment ng isang basher: “Ingat din sa pag-comment kung wala kang alam!” (Afraid.)

Pia Wurtzbach nag-birthday sa ospital, feeling biktima sa “Final Destination.” (Nakup!)

Pia biktima nga ba ng child abuse? (Uh-oh.)

Jake Cuenca nagpa-pictorial ng hubo’t hubad! (Oh dear.)