Real reason why aging playboy lost plum part
A mole insists that Jaunty Playboy failed to bag a high-profile project because of the bosses’ reservations.
The bigwigs allegedly felt JP was way too mature and delicate for the prime part, which required youthful dynamism. But then again, why did they pick Acerbic Jouster to headline a previous venture?
AJ is no spring chicken, either. While we’re at it, AJ is not dripping with testosterone, too.
So what spelled the difference for AJ?
It must be because AJ is infinitely more talented than JP.
Car-less whisper
Rambling Jock is absolutely shameless.
RJ is openly flirting with coworker, Coquettish Romantic. Thing is, CR is already committed to Bodacious Charmer.
RJ, however, is undaunted. But is CR open to RJ’s hot pursuit?
Well, CR is often spotted hanging out with RJ between takes. They’ve become quite comfy with each other. CR was even seen emerging from RJ’s vehicle.
Hmmm… If there’s a wheel, there’s a car!
Tuneless wonder
Seasoned entertainer, Pugnacious Rake, showed up looking dazed and disheveled in a splashy event.
Colleagues expressed concern that PR was not fit to perform onstage. Still, PR insisted.
As predicted, PR made a mess in front of the audience.
PR was woefully out of tune. It was so bad, organizers intervened and prevented PR from dishing out a second song number.
Clueless PR wasn’t bothered at all, for as long as the talent fee would not be cut in half!
Final conflict
There’s a simmering skirmish between outspoken veteran and fast-rising upstart. Raucous Demagogue went ballistic after learning about Loquacious Aspirant’s scathing pronouncements.
RD demanded an explanation … and an apology. Alas, LA was evasive, at first.
When LA finally responded, matters deteriorated further. Instead of being sincere and remorseful, LA was curt and dismissive.
That was the final straw for RD, who was understandably livid.
Ingrate anonymous
From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:
Friends have advised Vivacious Yelper to keep mum about an ongoing dispute with Dauntless Kill-joy.
They are afraid that VY would be labeled an ingrate by DK’s minions. After all, VY had amassed millions with the help of DK.
Moreover, DK had showered VY with expensive designer totes and trinkets when they were still chummy.
Pals counseled VY to go easy on DK.
TOP OF THE TABLOIDS
This week’s top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved):
Heart Evangelista reynang-reyna sa Harper’s Bazaar Icons party (international fashion event). (Geleng nemen, gerl.)
Heart Evangelista
Alden Richards waging Male Pop Recording Artist of the Year sa 2018 PMPC Star Awards for Music. (Sample, sample, sample!)
Alden Richards
Julia Barretto binulabog ang social media sa hugot na “guard your heart,” JoshLia fans naalarma… (Ay, sus!)
Dating child star na si Rhed Bustamante, naghihirap pinalayas sa dating tinitirahan, nagtitinda na lamang sa riles ng tren. (Hang in there.)
“Fertility” checkup ni Ice Seguerra tagumpay; Liza Diño super excited nang mabuntis! (Huh? Fact or science fiction?)
Bossing Vic Sotto, Wally Bayola at Maine Mendoza may bagong pasabog; AlDub Nation “abangers” na! (Ho-hum.)
Meg Imperial never pumatol sa tibo: “Lalake pa rin ang gusto ko!” (O s’ya.)
Meg Imperial
Patricia Javier kinoronahang “Mrs Universe 2019.” (As they say, if at first you don’t succeed…)
Patricia Javier
Sarah Geronimo at Matteo Guidicelli, limang taon na magdyowa, sa Europe magsecelebrate ng anniversary. (Congrats!)
