There’s something fishy in perky star’s bio

Those in the know insist that Dazzling Maiden has an embarrassing secret.

Some people wrongly assumed that DM had achieved something noteworthy as expressed in previous bios. Regrettably, former peers soon revealed the ugly truth about DM.

Was this a clear example of misrepresentation, or a simple case of miscommunication?

Thing is, DM’s camp never bothered to correct the misimpression. Now that DM has fallen from grace, critics sense something fishy.

Did DM’s cohorts deliberately encourage the confusion?

Bare essence

The pink brigade is having a field day once again.

Making the rounds online is a revealing video, headlined by Bodacious Tyro. In the scorching vid, BT bared and dared all.

BT, who made heads turn in a splashy tilt, is from a powerful clan. Will BT’s indiscretion make Tyrannical Kin see red? Will TK pull strings to have the offensive material deleted from cyberspace?

Will giddy groupies now rush to the nearest computer to download the steamy performance?

Fire starter

Longtime pals Popular Maven and Gregarious Celebrity had a slight misunderstanding. People were caught by surprise because PM and GC had been pretty chummy for ages.

Seemed Boisterous Damsel was involved in this minor mishap. Could it be that BD drove a wedge between PM and GC? Instead of mending fences, BD has the nasty habit of adding fuel to the fire.

PM has always been closer to GC than BD. Was BD resentful of PM and GC’s friendship?

Cold feet

Vivacious Amore had already decided to grant a tell-all interview, to silence those incessant intrigues once and for all. Before the date with destiny, VA confided in some associates about the real score.

Everything was all set for VA’s big coming-out party. On the actual day, however, VA got cold feet. While some people are still trying to convince VA to spill the beans, others have given up.

After all, VA’s major “reveal” will not change the course of history. Or make the Philippine peso stronger against the US dollar.

Retaliatory attack

From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:

The rumors are true. Indignant Beauty has called it quits with Sweet-talking Playboy.

As expected, IB’s followers are painting a less-than-flattering portrait of SP as a good-for-nothing, heartless partner. Meanwhile, IB is playing the role of lugubrious martyr to the hilt.

There is talk, however, that IB is hardly heartbroken about the split up. It looks as if IB has fallen in love with screen consort, Dashing Jock.

Don’t count out SP just yet. As retaliation, SP is planning to detonate a huge bomb that will leave IB’s reputation in shreds.

TOP OF THE TABLOIDS

This week’s top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved):

Daniel Padilla (left) and Kathryn Bernardo

Halikan ng KathNiel sa bagong pelikula ng Star Cinema totoo na, walang daya? (Peksman?)

Maine Mendoza mapapalaban sa action at comedy sa Vic Sotto-Coco Martin MMFF entry! (Moving on…)

Ahron Villena kinabahan, nautal sa tanong ni Boy Abunda na “Bading ka ba?” (Whew!)

Alden Richards: “Gusto ko nang magkadyowa bago matapos ang 2018. Sana, hindi na malamig ang Pasko ko!” (If not, buy a comforter.)

Christian Bables: “Masakit ’yung tawagin kang walang utang na loob!” (Ouch!)

P200K na bag ni Ai-Ai delas Alas wasak nang kagatin ng aso: “OK lang, mas mahal kita!” (Puppy love!)

John Estrada sa isyu na nananakit siya ng babae: “OK lang mang-intriga, huwag ka lang gagawa ng fake news!” (Trump is that you?)

Sharon Cuneta sa mga bashers: “Mga luko-luko pala kayo e, lahat tayo may past!” (And some haters have no future!)

Resbak ni Gretchen Barretto sa tumawag sa kanya ng kabit: “Rest in peace!” (Afraid!)

Gladys Reyes at Christopher Roxas pinasok na din ang restaurant business. (Good luck!)

Pelikula nila Cesar Montano at Mocha Uson walang bahid ng korapsyon ayon kay Mocha. (OK, fine…)