Hell-raiser defeats cyberfoes effortlessly

It’s common knowledge that Malevolent Foe would go to great lengths to disparage and defeat enemies.

Celebrated Idol is leery of chatting about MF online. Apparently, MF’s cronies had boasted of having the means to hack private accounts. That’s why CI is understandably careful on social media.

Case in point: Quintessential Hell-raiser experienced incessant harassment on the web.

Some observers pointed to MF’s minions as the initiators of the infuriating cyber campaign. Alas, their target is not the type who gets easily intimidated. The quarry fought back … and how! They never knew what hit them; they got a healthy dose of their own bitter medicine in the end.

Overpowering presence

Bodacious Celebrity is still as feisty as ever.

Not even a series of setbacks would make BC more discerning and conscientious. As far as groupies (and other enablers) are concerned, the entire universe revolves around BC.

BC had the gall to upstage Popular Star, so this latest fiasco was not that surprising. BC stepped all over newbies, Buxom Jezebel and Gorgeous Juvenile. The two didn’t stand a chance against BC’s overpowering presence.

In any case, BC will make up to the dynamic duo, by showering them with lavish gifts.

Banishing

After vanishing from the scene for a while, Scandalous Jouster suddenly reappeared from out of nowhere.

Not a few colleagues were turned off by SJ’s holier-than-thou actuations. Perhaps cohorts should remind SJ that some people haven’t forgotten the reason for the banishment.

SJ betrayed longtime love, Tenacious Mate. SJ shacked up with nubile nobody right under TM’s perky nose! No wonder SJ had lost not just TM, but a once-lucrative career, too.

Skirmish

Seems there’s brewing enmity between Giddy Starlet and Charming Superior. CS has yet to forgive GS, whose followers were rude and rowdy.

They apparently crossed the line by presenting CS in an unflattering light. How did GS get involved in this skirmish? Well, GS could’ve reprimanded the obnoxious kibitzers.
But CS felt that GS had merely shrugged off the misdeed. As a result, GS was disinvited from CS’ splashy shindig?

Notorious

From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:

Not a few observers have noted that Luscious Dude has a dismal attitude—on and off the set. They claim LD is quite temperamental. And when LD is upset, it’s best to hide! Like a loose cannon, LD would vent indiscriminately, and underlings are the usual casualties.

Seems the apple doesn’t fall far from the kaimito tree. LD’s elder, Maverick Conspirator, is equally notorious for being volatile. Thing is, LD vigorously abhors MC.

TOP OF THE TABLOIDS

This week’s top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved):

Beso photo nina Yassi Pressman at Coco Martin, may malisya daw? (Uuuy…)

Kampo ni Coco inaayos na ang pagbisita sa “Eat Bulaga.” (Hmmm…)

Heart Evangelista lalayasan muna ang ‘Pinas para maka-move on sa pagkawala ng anak. (Bon voyage…)

Heart Evangelista

Kumot ng alagang aso ni Heart, P80K ang halaga! (Lucky dawg.)

Jolo Revilla idinadaan na lang sa tula ang mga hugot kay Jodi Sta. Maria. (Roses are red…)

Ice Seguerra nandidiri sa pagiging babae; inggit daw kay Jake Zyrus? (Moving on.)

Paolo Ballesteros hiwalay na sa dyowa na tatlong buwan lang tumagal ang relasyon. (That was quick.)

Jessy Mendiola at Luis Manzano, two years na ang relasyon. (OK, fine…)

James Yap tatakbong vice mayor ng San Juan, kakalabanin ang partido ni Joseph Estrada! (Huwaw!)