War of the fiery stage mamas
Fasten your seatbelt, it’s going to be a bumpy ride.
All is not well between the Feisty Moms of Young Sweethearts.
According to insiders, FMs do not see eye to eye on a number of issues. While FM1 was initially gung-ho about the blooming romance of YS, FM2 was against it from the onset.
Turns out FM2 does not need to worry because the two supposed lovebirds hate each other’s guts.
FM2’s insolent teener wants to dump FM1’s lackluster kid.
Uh-oh.
Raining boys
Will Perky Starlet’s real boyfriend please stand up?
PS, who’s the current toast of Tinseltown, is quite popular among male admirers who are lining up on her doorstep.
Contrary to reports, PS is not that smitten with Handsome Partner. Seems they’ve come to terms with the fact that they’re only meant to be coworkers … not lovers.
Well-known Colleague’s Cute Scion was likewise linked to PS.
But then again, there’s another rumor from left field: Charming Colleague may not be as famous as HP nor as rich as CS, but he allegedly piqued PS’ curiosity.
Oh…
Makeup monster
Coworkers complain that Lovely Lass is a nightmare on the set.
LL never, ever smiles and can be downright scary.
The studio’s resident makeup artists are often on pins and needles around LL, who is a certified bully.
LL frequently gives a long list of instructions to the hapless members of the glam team, who end up getting anxious. When they make a mistake, LL would invariably unleash a blood-curdling screech.
Nakup!
Cash cow
There was a time Cute Heartthrob was as poor as a rat.
It doesn’t help that CH’s Reckless Kin is a tad unreliable.
One time, the electricity in the family’s dingy home was cut off because RK had failed to pay the bill.
Luckily, CH hit the jackpot—career-wise.
Let’s just keep our fingers crossed that RK will shape up and not squander CH’s earnings. Or turn CH into the clan’s cash cow.
Selective stinginess
From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:
No wonder cash-strapped boys often flock to Flamboyant Personality’s side. FP is quite generous, showering the hunks with gifts—in cash and kind.
At home, however, FP can be stingy to staffers.
Helpers complain that FP scrimps on the meals given to them. As if FP were hesitant to feed the poor workers.
Someone should report FP to the proper authorities.
TOP OF THE TABLOIDS
This week’s top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved):
It’s official: Liza Soberano lilipad bilang Darna; Anne Curtis at Iza Calzado mga kontrabida sa “Darna.” (But who will play Ding? Awra or Onyok or Alonzo?)
Sharon Cuneta latest victim ng fake news sa social media. (Quite fittingly, she responded in social media, too.)
Gerald Anderson on Kim Chiu: “Blessing po ang makasama ko uli ang ex-gf ko!” (Hmmm…)
Sylvia Sanchez on her son’s role in “Ang Probinsyano”: “Sa lahat ng nagalit at nagmura kay Arjo (Atayde), salamat po!” (You’re welcome daw.)
Agot Isidro inupakan uli si Duterte: “Rape is never funny!” (Pak!)
Dyowa na ba ni Bea Binene si Derrick Monasterio? (Moving on.)
