Rich benefactor pays for glamorous beauty’s makeover

There was a time Glamorous Beauty looked dowdy and oh-so-common. No wonder GB’s career went nowhere.

After several unsuccessful attempts to hog the limelight, GB eventually realized that a makeover would give her a much-needed boost in the biz.

Fortunately, GB met Wealthy Benefactor. GB went under the knife several times—undergoing expensive procedures sponsored by WB.

Now, GB looks stunning. GB’s work prospects are just as scintillating, too.

Ugly duckling has evolved into an elegant swan.

Pink partner

Vapid Celebrity finally accepted the fact that a relationship with Latest Partner wasn’t for keeps. Turned out LP wasn’t really that into VC.

Seems there is truth to the scuttlebutt that LP is, well, as gay as a fuchsia chaise lounge. Perhaps LP merely wanted to prove the naysayers wrong? That LP could make things with VC work?

Well, VC refuses to be this closeted wannabe’s front act.

Waiting game

If Gifted Star has no patience for Cantankerous Luminary, it’s because of a traumatic episode in the past.

CL’s Admired Kin invited GS to an event. Young and naïve, GS arrived on time—like a true professional.

Alas, AK was quite busy that day and kept delaying the meeting with GS.

Poor GS had to wait for hours before AK finally arrived.

Traumatized GS swore to avoid AK, CL and company like the plague.

Striptease

Perhaps Seasoned Thespian was under the influence that night? Or was it temporary insanity?

In the middle of a formal affair, ST suddenly unbuttoned her clothes. By the time ST began loosening her bra, flabbergasted companions were able to recover and put a stop to the impromptu striptease.

Well, it wasn’t exactly an isolated case. ST’s Ditsy Relative also went completely au naturel in public, another inexplicable moment of sheer madness.

Monsieur Curie

From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:

Call Popular Personality Monsieur Curie for short—as in super kuripot!

In spite of his fame and fortune, PP continues to be frugal to a fault. Stingy, really.

PP relies on the production company for the meals of his staff. If there’s no free food available on the set, then PP’s driver and assistant have no choice but to go hungry.

Can you blame the hapless employees for not staying long in PP’s household?

TOP OF THE TABLOIDS
This week’s top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved):

Role ni Kris Aquino sa Hollywood movie di pa sure. (Silence of the lambs)

Megan Young handang-handa na sa hamon ng Hollywood. (This one sounds realistic.)

Gerald Anderson on Kim Chiu: “Ibang-iba na po ang energy niya ngayon!” (And all he noticed was the energy level?)

Jessy Mendiola on Luis Manzano: “Kahit sobrang lungkot ng paligid, pinapatawa mo pa rin ako!” (BF or personal jester?)

Marian Rivera

Marian Rivera balik-“Encantadia,” itim na ang costume! (Black is back.)

Claudine Barretto lumobo uli kaya wala na namang trabaho. (Ouch!)

Richard Gutierrez and Sarah Lahbati

Sarah Lahbati on marrying Richard Gutierrez: “Darating din tayo diyan … alangan namang ako ang magpropose?” (Oo nga naman.)

Angel Locsin nahanap na nga ba ang “forever” kay Neil Arce? (Ganern.)