Big bosses reprimand insider for indiscretions

The intrigues were simply too unnerving for Impatient Insider.

II is perceived to be in a rush to get ahead in the biz. As a result, II has incurred the ire of not a few people.

Worse, II has been a tad reckless in some personal dealings.

Frenemies made sure that Top Bosses were informed about II’s supposed indiscretions—particularly, those involving High-profile Celebs with several skeletons in their closets.

The TBs naturally reprimanded II.

Unable to take the heat, II was practically driven out of town.

II had to cool off for a while, to allow the naysayers to move on.

Hide and seek

While Glamorous Beauty painted the town red, white and blue, Erstwhile Sweetheart was nowhere in sight.

Is this mere coincidence? Or just a case of perfect timing?

Curiously, even ES’ Stunning Partner vanished for a spell.

Perhaps ES and SP simply refused to be bothered by the slew of intrigues that hounded GB.

But how long can ES and SP play hide and seek with pals? Especially since GB seems determined to hang around for a while.

Hmmm…

Opposites attract

It’s true what they say.

In matters of the heart, polar opposites do attract.

Alluring Personality is quite a go-getter and is not known to give up that easily. Hunky Cutie, however, is laid-back—leaning toward listless and lazy, really.

A mole is wondering what made overachieving AP fall for underachieving HC?

It must be love…

Not!

Deflate, inflate

Turned out the wild rumor linking Charming Visitor to Vociferous Personality was whipped up by Major Firm’s Attack Dogs.

According to a source, MF was courting CV for yet another deal. CV wasn’t interested at all.

In retaliation, ADs tolerated the lurid fantasies of VP, who had been pining for CV since Day One.

The ADs were able to hit two birds with one stone.

The ADs successfully deflated CV’s career, while pumping up VP’s bloated ego. Turned out VP was delusional and actually thought CV was smitten!

Bathroom beauty

From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:

Coworkers need to share a toilet on the set of a high-profile project in a far-flung town.

That’s no big deal, except that Handsome Hunk tends to spend hours in the bathroom.

It’s because HH indulges in all sorts of beauty rituals in the loo. HH regularly dabs certain citrus fruits all over his body as some sort of skin whitening regimen—and that takes a l-o-n-g time.

As a result, other cast members are forced to rush when it’s their turn in the washroom.

TOP OF THE TABLOIDS

This week’s top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved).

Gerald Anderson

Gerald Anderson on Bea Alonzo: “She’s my better half, and yes, wife material siya!” (Mabuhay ang bagong…hindi pa pala!)

James Reid (left) and Nadine Lustre

Nadine Lustre admits no V-day, anniversary gift for James Reid. (E ’di wala!)

Erich Gonzales (left) and Daniel Matsunaga

Erich Gonzales, Daniel Matsunaga napilitan lang magbati; nagplastikan para sa DanRich fans. (The show must go on!)

Matteo Guidicelli istriktong BF, nakabuntot kay Sarah Geronimo hanggang sa nail spa! (Maybe he wanted to get a pedicure, too.)

Ogie Diaz tinalakan si Mocha Uson: “Sana MTRCB chairmanship ang hiningi mo!”(Careful, careful!)

Xian Lim on his discoveries about Kim Chiu during their Mount Pinatubo climb: “Hubad ang lahat ng meron ka roon!” (Naked truth?)

Kiray Celis (left) and rumored boyfriend Kirst Viray

Kiray Celis may love life na; model ang BF? (Ikaw na!)