Desperate hunk begs for betrayed coworkers’ help

Seasoned Hunk is way past his prime.

After turning his back on the Kind People who helped him in the beginning of his lackluster career, SH found himself knocking on the door of these same individuals toward the end.

Luckily for SH, KP were not vindictive even though he betrayed them in the past.

They welcomed SH with open arms, but were shocked to find out that the desperate guy’s only reason for reconnecting was to ask for a job.

User-friendly, much?

KP pointedly told SH that there was no slot available as of now, but they would keep him in mind.

Translation: Tough luck.

Neck-deep

High-flying Personality is on the verge of a major meltdown.

HP is packaged as one of the most successful celebrities in town. Turned out, it’s all for show. HP is apparently in dire financial straits and is on the verge of throwing in the towel.

To be specific: HP is neck-deep in all sorts of debts and the loan sharks are impatiently knocking on the door.

Will HP manage to sweep this mess under the rug?

Street-smart

It’s true what they say: You can take the kid off the streets, but you can’t take the streets out of the kid.

Prominent Luminary has come a long way since an impoverished past. Now, PL looks like a million bucks, courtesy of dubious deals.

But once PL starts talking, the rude and crude background reveals itself. Yup, PL has a potty mouth and is unafraid to spew out four-letter words in the company of friends—and strangers.

Confirmed

No wonder Starstruck Newbie is frequently surrounded by a slew of hot young “playmates” of the opposite sex.

Is it because well-entrenched insiders have serious doubts about SN’s sexuality? Is the “party animal” image the handlers’ way of hiding SN’s gender confusion?

Well, SN once had an incriminating hissy fit and quarreled with Gorgeous Peer who is also rumored to be gay. Was SN hoping to get “closer” to GP?

Confeeermed!

Wrong number

From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:

Mean-spirited Star hasn’t matured one bit, in spite of several changes in the personal realm. Some observers mistakenly thought that MS had mellowed, in light of new responsibilities in life. Fat chance. MS is still spiteful and shallow—just like idol and friend, Vacuous Celeb.

MS abhors having photos taken with fans. Every time there’s a groupie in the vicinity, MS, following VC’s example, would pretend to be busy—chatting on the phone.

One time, MS played that trick on a hapless snapshot-seeker. Unfortunately, MS’ phone rang in the middle of the make-believe conversation.

Top of show biz news

For those who missed last weekend’s show  biz news on TV. (And why we are moved, if we are moved.)

Angel Locsin on cutting her hair because of a botched salon treatment: “S**t happens… Bonggahan na lang natin ang pag-move on.” (Work that short do, girl!)

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Meg Imperial on rumored beau JM de Guzman: “The friendship is there. It’s just that I don’t know kung magkakaroon ng something romantic.” (Abangan.)

Glaiza de Castro

Glaiza de Castro on her character Pirena’s death in “Encantadia”: “Accept na lang.” (Speaking of moving on.)  TV Patrol, Unang Hirit, 24 Oras