Rude starlet’s career fizzles out before it can sizzle
Rude Starlet’s career crashed into the abyss even before it could take off.
Is it because of RS’ lousy attitude?
Rushes Mole bumped into RS at a splashy event. RM made the mistake of greeting RS warmly.
After all, RS used to be overly chummy just a few months back. But then again, RS needed something from RM at that time.
In the here and now, RS no longer has use for RM. So RS thinks nothing of disrespecting RM.
RM swears never to help RS again.
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Popular Star is an incorrigible snob who seems to think everyone is at her beck and call.
PS pulled strings to meet a certain Visiting Celebrity.
PS engaged in a relentless campaign, wooing VC’s handlers to score a little face time.
PS completely debased herself—behaving like a giddy groupie.
Well, PS got her way, but lost much more in exchange.
Insiders now look down on PS for acting like a desperate wannabe.
Instant karma
Controversial Hunk’s Rabid Supporters got way too excited in drumbeating the boy’s latest project. Problem was, RS ignored another High-profile Venture all together.
As expected, karma later caught up with RS.
Unfortunately, CH became the unintended victim of the fallout.
Powerful Insiders reprimanded RS for being too zealous in promoting CH at the expense of others.
Enter Boy George.
Blunt force trauma
Don’t be surprised if Charming Cutie now avoids Kooky Starlet like the plague.
CC had a rather traumatic experience with KS.
Turned out KS had no qualms about washing dirty linen in public—even if it would hurt coworkers.
Brutally frank KS unleashed scorching comments that put CC in a bad light.
Stunned CC now makes sure never to venture near KS’ orbit again.
Frownie
From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:
Not a few fans have become disenchanted with Famous Starlet. They can no longer ignore FS’ mean streak.
The groupies have lots of horror stories about FS—especially whenever they would have a snapshot taken with the feisty lass.
FS frequently makes her displeasure known and her smoldering, frowning visage is inevitably captured in photos.
While Amiable Partner is consistently accommodating to their followers, FS is the exact opposite.
Top of the tabloids
This week’s top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved).
LJ Reyes ayaw magpakasal kay Paolo Contis: “May inaayos pa!” (Like previous entanglements?)
Jake Cuenca on love relationships: “’Pag nagmahal ako, bigay todo. ’Pag nabigo, e ’di bigo!” (Hugot ever!)
Coleen Garcia at Billy Crawford, summer ng 2018 magpapakasal. (It will be one hot wedding.)
Maxine Medina on getting an interpreter for Miss Universe: “I’m here to win, kung kailangan po ng translator, kukuha ako!” (FTW!)
Arjo Atayde mas maraming fans na senior citizens. (Oldies but goodies!)
American blogger Perez Hilton tuwang-tuwa sa contestant ng “Your Face Sounds Familiar” na si Xia Vigor as Taylor Swift. (Graded A for Adorable!)
Matteo Guidicelli pinagbawalang makipaghalikan ni Sarah Geronimo sa ex-GF na si Alex Godinez? (Lagot ka!)
Ara Mina ’di sumipot sa presscon; problema sa GMA 7 inaayos pa. (Unending saga itech.)
Big winners sina Rep. Vilma Santos at Paolo Ballesteros sa GEMS (Guild of Educators, Mentors and Students) Awards. (Congrats po!)
Heart Evangelista at Sen. Chiz Escudero nag-honeymoon uli sa Amanpulo. Makabuo na kaya ng baby? (Made in paradise?)
Superhero movie nina Karla Estrada at Vice Ganda, tuloy na! (Moving on.)