Glib personality saves troubled kin with benefactor’s help

Jericho Rosales

Did Glib Personality make good use of supposed “intimate” ties with Influential Dignitary?

After a string of awful decisions, GP’s Beleaguered Kin got in trouble with authorities.

Rumor has it that GP pulled strings and got BK off the hook. Did GP turn to ID for help?

Interestingly, BK is well-connected, as well. BK’s Rich Supporter allegedly came to the rescue, too.

Having benefactors runs in the family?

Nakup!

Dial-a-friend

It pays to have friends in high places.

All it took was one phone call from Powerful Figure to turn the tide for High-profile Project.

According to a mole, HP was on the verge of being trounced by another equally Prestigious Enterprise. PF contacted certain Industry Insiders, who made sure HP would be amply protected against the supporters of PE.

As expected, HP prevailed.

Whatever happened to PE’s backers? Well, they were no match for PF.

Heartless haters

Close relatives and associates are keeping Glamorous Maven’s personal crisis under wraps.

Alas, clueless bashers keep harassing GM online. Everything, from GM’s fashion choices to physical appearance, was targeted by heartless haters.

They should really give GM a break.

GM needs all the positive vibes in the world. After all, GM’s latest trial is no laughing matter.

A ceasefire is in order.

Heart Evangelista

Book judging

This one’s for Ripley.

Intrigue-mongers dismiss Controversial Celebrity as just another junkie who will soon join the ranks of Sabrina M, Krista Miller and Mark Anthony Fernandez.

CC, however, shocked observers by supporting President Rodrigo Duterte’s war against drugs.

Surprise, surprise!

Who knew CC was a staunch anti-drug advocate? It’s just that some people can be so mean and judgmental.

As Miss Melanism the Great would say: “Don’t judge my brother; he is not a book.”

 Bad reviews

From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:

For most insiders, it doesn’t come as a surprise that Cute Hunk is no longer that visible in the biz.

Colleagues are hesitant to work with CH, who is reportedly difficult and demanding on the set.

Precisely because of the bad reviews from coworkers, producers steer clear of CH, who is now limited to measly cameos and guest roles.

CH is no longer tapped to headline projects.

CH is too much trouble, bosses complain.

Top of the Tabloids

This week’s top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved):

Sunshine Cruz binalaan sa pakikipagrelasyon sa utol ni Ara Mina na si Macky Mathay. (Very interesting…)

Michael Pangilinan trip rumampa nang nakahubad sa Cosmo bash. (Di raw tuloy this year? Baka from bash maging bashing.)

Heart Evangelista on Jericho Rosales: “I don’t at all hate him; mga magulang ko lang ang ayaw sa kanya…” (Move on na…)

Cesar Montano on celebrities who are involved in drugs: “Sumuko na kayo agad!” (Like Krista should’ve?)

Julie Anne San Jose natagpuan na ang “forever” kay Benjamin Alves. (But as the song goes: Forever is not enough…)

Jaclyn Jose wasak na wasak nang tawaging “whore”ang anak na si Andi Eigenmann. (Ilag! Baka ibato sa inyo ang Palme D’Or! At isumbong kayo sa Dole.)

President Duterte sinagot na si Agot Isidro, matapos siyang tawaging psychopath: “I leave her to her Constitutional right to free expression. She should enjoy that…” (Afraid-y Aguilar.)