Snooty hunk goes on charm offensive but falters

Colleagues would often sneer that Snooty Hunk was in dire need of a crash course in public relations.

SH habitually shunned snapshot hunters and autograph-seekers in the past. Perhaps the numerous complaints have reached SH’s bosses.

Fast forward to the present: SH is a man transformed.

SH now exerts extra effort to be friendly to fans.

While filming in a depressed neighborhood, SH went on a charm offensive—posing for dozens of selfies with star-struck followers all day long.

Unfortunately, one giddy groupie didn’t recognize SH—mistaking the guy for another Charming Heartthrob, who is rumored to be swishy as well.

Epic fail.

Affair to forget

Influential Insider turns into a dizzy teenybopper when it comes to affairs of the heart.

II was once “linked” to Flamboyant Star’s Staid Beau.

Now, Seasoned Gigolo is being whispered about as II’s latest fave.

Seems II is relishing all the sordid chatter until II’s Cantankerous Elder went ballistic.

CE berated II for the monumental lapse in judgment. Of course, the humiliating scolding didn’t deter spoiled, bratty II at all.

II and SG have remained “pals”—against all odds.

Dirty money

Scandalous Insider, who used to be revolting, has suddenly become more glamorous these days.

SI underwent a major makeover, that’s why. Although far from stunning, SI’s looks have improved somewhat.

SI’s Unattractive Scion obviously went under the knife as well. US is no longer as grotesque as before.

Well, SI only made fine use of the “hidden wealth” bestowed by Former Flame. SI likewise used the same “dirty” money to pursue a different career in another field.

Mercifully, SI’s ambition hit a brick wall.

Online teaser

For quite a spell, Scintillating Starlet was a certified “It” girl and “crush ng bayan.”

Alas, SS’ career swiftly went downhill—primarily because the gal couldn’t act her way out of a wet paper bag.

Turns out SS has another “talent.” SS lures unsuspecting hunks into a webcam trap—seducing her willing victims and coaxing them to bare all online.

Of course, the clueless guys are only too happy to give in to SS, who wisely keeps her clothes on throughout the sultry cyberchat.

Sweet and spicy

From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:

Perky Starlet has always cultivated a sweet, wholesome image.

Behind locked doors, however, PS is the opposite. Former bed partners swear PS is salacious and wild.

PS has had plenty of practice. Let’s just say PS has been around the block several times.

Naïve Sweetheart thought PS was pure and innocent when they hooked up.

Boy, is he in for a surprise!

Top of talk shows

For those who missed last weekend’s gabfests on TV. (And why we are moved, if we are moved.)

Baron Geisler on getting in a fist fight with Kiko Matos: “Hindi ko alam kung bakit binabastos ako nito.” (Now, that’s a headscratcher.)

Kiko’s message for Baron: “Face me… Gusto ko lang siyang turuan ng leksyon.” (Teacher ba siya?)

XIAN Lim

Xian Lim on holding a classical music concert: “I will be with an orchestra.” (Huwaw! Big time!)

Kathryn Bernardo on the Star Magic sports fest: “Nagsasama-sama kaming mga artista … para mag-enjoy.” (Sporty spice?)

DJ Matthew Koma, who performed in the country, on having clean fun: “I don’t drink. I don’t do drugs.” (Good boy.)

JODI Sta. Maria

Jodi Sta. Maria on working with Richard Yap and Ian Veneracion in a movie: “Kapag magkakasama na kaming lahat, riot na!” (Excited much?)

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