Stunning Star shuns real-life role of ‘sugar mom’

HARD to believe that Angel Locsin isn’t a good boss, as alleged by rumor-mongers.

Stunning star isn’t keen on being cast as a sugar mommy in real life. SS certainly felt she was too young to be Hunky Cutie’s cash cow. (And no one should be at … whatever age.)

HC turned out to be a “material boy,” asking SS for this and that expensive gift. Before HC could ask for an exorbitant loan, as he is wont to, SS ended the dysfunctional affair.

Actually, SS should have checked HC’s track record first.

Former High-Flying Benefactor dumped him early in their own game after figuring out that HC was a gold digger. HB talked a lot about that!

Leverage

Politics and show biz make strange bedfellows.

ONLINE haters are attacking Rachelle Ann Go. RODEL ROTONI

Veteran Personality joined forces with Unlikely Ally. Feeling queasy about the tenuous coalition, UA hooked up with VP’s Flaky Relative who was only too willing to take the “leverage” role in this power play.
FR was smitten and had a child with UA. Will this ensure UA’s future? And does VP approve of this tactical alliance?

Abangan.

Disgruntled damsels

Speaking of unholy alliances:

Hot Personality has sought the help of gorgeous friends in a running campaign against Beautiful Star.

First to team up with HP was Cute Starlet. Turned out, there were more disgruntled damsels: Lovely Actress, Sexy Beauty, Bodacious Celebrity and Ravishing Charmer all have gripes against BS.

Although they are no match against formidable BS, they hope to slowly erode her popularity by joining forces.

The flowing stream of toxic rumors against BS could well be because she’s up against this bevy of bitter beauties.

PAULO Avelino perseveres in courting show biz royalty. PHOTO from kapamilyalogy.blogspot.com

Cougar city

Newly single Sultry Personality got the shock of her life when she was suddenly linked to Younger Hunk in chismis columns.

It was particularly disturbing for SP because YH played her son in a past project. (Too Oedipal for comfort!)

To his credit, YH vehemently denied the scuttlebutt, claiming that the cast and crew made up one big happy family, and that any hanky panky would be incestuous, to say the least.

In any case, YH is involved with Flamboyant Figure, while SP is in no hurry for romance after a scandalous breakup.

Playing to the gallery

From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:

Controversial Star and Former Husband seem addicted to drama. They are separated, but neither one can move on.

Before the split-up became public, whenever they met in their former conjugal home, FH and CS would often quarrel, screaming at the top of their voices and disturbing their neighbors in the once-serene subdivision.

CRISTINE Reyes proudly declares that she’s unattached.

Then FH would storm out, while CS continued to cause a commotion—for the benefit of the unwilling audience around them. She would keep pacing in front of the house, unleashing a litany of cuss words against FH.

Obviously, CS misses acting in front of the cameras.

Top of Bandera

Top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are  moved):

Kris Aquino sa muling pag-aasawa: Baka hindi na rin! (Emphasis on “baka.” You, readers, have been warned.)

Hindi lahat ng gusto ni Kris nakukuha niya … may sumpa sa love life! (Kahit walang love life, may media mileage!)

Kris nag-sorry uli kay Derek Ramsay, gagawing pelikula minalas. (Who needs a love life?)

Kris atat na atat, gustong unahan si Marian Rivera kay Derek. (Apparently …)

ANNE Curtis’ relationship is troubled by intrigues.

Kilikili ni Kathryn Bernardo dinoktor, pinaitim. (Courageous girl.)

Angel Locsin malupit daw sa stylist, makeup artist. (Never be mean to waiters, cooks, stylists and makeup artists.)

Gretchen Barretto dapat ikulong dahil sa pambabastos sa magulang. (The whole family should be locked away right now.)

Ayaw nang patulan ang mga patutsada ni Claudine; Gretchen: “Paano ka lalaban sa taong may sayad at nakadroga? Pati ina tinira: Kapatid ng magnanakaw ay sinungaling!” (Kitam?)

Ai-Ai de las Alas nagpasikip ng hiyas: Like a Virgin! (We have nothing against the procedure, or the women who opt for it, but we mind being told about this repeatedly.)

Palagi na lang nag-aaway dahil sa matinding selosan, relasyon nina Anne Curtis at Erwan Heussaff wasak na. (Kay bilis naman.)

Paulo Avelino ayaw tantanan si KC Concepcion, tuloy ang panliligaw kahit binasted na. (Some girls are moved by persistence.)

Cristine  Reyes kay PBA player Kevin Alas: “Hindi ko siya boyfriend!; wala akong boyfriend ngayon. I’m very much single!” (Fine.)

Sunshine Cruz sa mga kabit: Maraming lalake talaga na ang kahinaan ay babae! (The woman is still angry; what can we say.)

Jennylyn Mercado, Yasmien Kurdi naghalikan, lagot na naman sa MTRCB. (Please understand, they still have to top “My Husband’s Lover.”)

Rachelle Anne Go inalipusta ng mga inggiterang netizens sa “Miss Saigon.” (Ignore. Inggitera nga e.)