Copycat star’s new purchase a secret

CARLA Abellana is willing to reunite with ex-beau, while Tom Rodriguez gave up love for career.

Copycat Celeb apes Major Star’s every move. According to our spy, CC bought a piece of property in the area where MS lives.

But CC, who loves blabbing about material wealth, is suddenly reticent. Before the community could exclaim “There goes the neighborhood!” CC asked the realtors to keep the deal a secret—particularly from MS.

CC doesn’t want MS to know that they are now neighbors. Hmmmm. Perhaps CC knows that MS would pack up were the truth to surface. The realtors seem happy to oblige. Perhaps they are afraid the value of the properties there would plummet if MS left? (Over!)

Perhaps MS couldn’t care less. (Ouch.)

Foot-in-mouth disease

Perky Starlet is not exactly known for modesty or tact.

PS landed a gig with Influential Personality but committed a faux pas on the set, a careless comment that infuriated IP. It was a case of foot-in-mouth disease, the same illness that ironically afflicts IP.

Next scene: PS was sacked. Never to be heard from again.

IP flexed overused power-tripping muscles yet again.

Power play

Why did Seasoned Artist fail to bring home a trophy in spite of a much-praised performance years ago? Is it because SA once irked Powerful Insider?
SA and PI collaborated on a project as newcomers in the biz. SA unwittingly upstaged PI who remained unforgiving.

Underrated Performer innocently eclipsed PI in another project. Was that why UP was snubbed during another awards derby?

PI was overheard dismissing UP as “hammy” in front of other important insiders.

Power-tripping much?

Reality checkPopular Cutie has become swell-headed.

JASMINE Curtis-Smith is supposedly smitten with a housemate.

PC got upset with Gifted Performer. According to the rumor mill, GP criticized PC’s less-than-stellar skills as an artist.

To save face, egotistical PC bragged about the success of recent ventures. An insider gave PC a harsh reality check, though. Since PC believes the hype machine, the truth hurt all the more.

Turned out GP’s project was four times more successful than PC’s endeavors.

Look who’s eating humble pie?

The vanishing

From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:

Chatty Veteran regaled visiting reporters with endless stories on the budding romance between Hot Idol and Stunning Partner.

Apparently, CV witnessed how HI and SP fell for each other on the set. It sounded as if CV was the matchmaker.

Then came the inevitable question about the separation of CV’s Gorgeous Relative and Feisty Sweetheart.

Rattled CV swiftly made up an excuse for a bathroom break. Suffice it to say, CV never returned to the interview session.

Vanished without a trace.

Top of Bandera

The top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are  moved):

Angel Locsin planado na ang 34th birthday party  ni Luis Manzano; isasali sa gimik sina Vilma Santos at Edu Manzano. (Sounds epic. Sana hindi ito surprise.)

Tom Rodriguez pinili ang career kaysa sa dyowang singer. (Can’t have both?)

Guwapong PBB housemate crush ni Jasmine Curtis-Smith. (Patay.)

Matutulad sa sinapit ng mga lalaking nakarelasyon noon; babala kay Bistek: Mag-ingat, maghanda sa mas matinding kadramahan ni Kris Aquino. (Forewarned is forearmed.)

Kris biglang niyaya ng “date” ni apl.de.ap. (Krisapl sounds fruity!)

Dahil sa pagyayabang na siya ang Oprah Winfrey ng Pilipinas; Kris pinagmumura ng netizens; DJ Mo kinalaban si Kris. (And we’re sure Oprah doesn’t care.)

Claudine Barretto kinampihan ng korte, Raymart Santiago pinakakasuhan. (Sigh. When will this drama end?)

KathNiel fans mas naging wild.  (Define “wild.”)

Marian Rivera tinawag na trying hard sa  pagsasayaw. (Can’t please everybody.)

Ibinigay na lang sana sa mga nagpakahirap sa audition; pagpasok ni Alex Gonzaga sa PBB House inireklamo. (We are not contributing to this hype.)

Sheryn Regis iniwan daw ang asawa sa US, may karelasyong tibo? (Moving on.)

Sigaw ng netizens: Cedric Lee, Zimmer Raz may relasyon. (Ayus.)

Carla Abellana: OK makipagbalikan kay Geoff Eigenmann pero… (Girl, it’s too soon. )