Sexy starlet is incorrigible playboy’s victim, too
Did Solenn Heussaff win role by revealing too much?
The whispers are too loud to ignore. The grapevine says Controversial Playboy also had his way with Sultry Beauty. At a party, SB had one drink too many and CP promptly climbed into that window of opportunity. SB remained blissfully clueless (and asleep) while CP hit a home run.
Seems CP has a fetish for sleeping beauties. He earlier took advantage of Drunk Starlet who hitched a ride home with him.
Semiconscious throughout the dirty deed, DS did the walk of shame, figuratively, the morning after. Was she embarrassed because she was just another notch in CP’s bedpost? Or because CP is hardly a looker?
Shame, shame, shame.
Plump pumpkin
Spotted at a plush mall recently was Lovely Starlet, who had vanished after being linked to Sporty Lothario, who’s very much married.
Fast forward to the here and now: LS looks heavier. Has she become a mom while in “hiding?” Was SL the co-author?
Hmmm.
In the red
Influential Personality is in a pickle because of several dubious deals in the past. Problem is, IP entrusted a rather sizable loot to Scandalous Celebrity.
Alas, IP is now having problems retrieving the moolah from SC, who has squandered the money. Not only that, SC is said to be in the red, the result of disastrous vices.
Then again, SC’s camp could be spreading the bankruptcy rumors so that IP and other benefactors would stop inquiring about the “missing” cash!
Summer of discontent
From the Inquirer Radio program “Inquirer Entertainment” (dzIQ 990 AM, Monday to Friday, 3 to 5 p.m.):
Chatty Actor is making a big fuss, as usual. CA often gets in trouble because of his propensity for brash pronouncements.
This time around, the target of his scathing remarks is the Home Studio of his Sweet Spouse. CA has expressed displeasure about HS’ lack of support for SS’ latest project.
CA reportedly questions management’s decision not to mount a splashy marketing campaign for SS. Once again CA is proving to be a handful, too hot-headed for his (and SS’) own good.
Battling belles
From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:
Gorgeous Star can’t stand seeing the face of Stunning Beauty.
To make sure they don’t cross paths in the studio, GS dispatches her assistant to make sure SB is nowhere near.
Funny thing is, SB asks her own minion to do the same before she even ventures out of the dressing room.
Actually, GS and SB are merely following the bosses’ orders not to cause a commotion in public. Both women know that a bloodbath is inevitable, should they so much as bump into each other.
Afraid.
Top of Bandera
The top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved):
4 pang biktima ang sisigaw ng “rape” laban kay Vhong Navarro. (He has a new movie, by the way.)
Volleyball team ng Pinas muntik matalo dahil kay Richard Gomez. (Help us connect the dots.)
Kathryn Bernardo natupad na ang pangarap na magpunta ng Paris, na-miss si Daniel Padilla. (Ayan na, du’n din po napunta.)
Kris Aquino isang malaking tukso, may winasak na namang tahanan (Yawn. Next!)
Matapos malaman ang bagong love affair ni tatay; 2 anak ni Bistek sa dating dyowa, iyak nang iyak, apektado sa pasabog ni Kris; “Wala na ba talagang takot si Kris sa karma!?” (That’s easy.)
Makunsensiya naman kaya ang magdyowa? Mga anak ni Bistek kaawa-awa, galit na galit kay Kris at sa ama. (If they don’t care, why should we?)
Kris, Bistek ikakasal sa Malacañang bago raw bumaba ng pwesto si P-Noy. (Yawn uli. Next!)
Solenn Heussaff nagpakita ng panty kaya pasado bilang partner ni Vhong. (Parang hindi naman niya kailangan.)
Gary Valenciano pinayuhan si Daniel para mas maging astig na singer. (Payo does not a great singer make; talent does.)
Ara Mina bwisit na bwisit sa epal na blogger. (Ignore, ignore, ignore.)
Staff ng “The Legal Wife” mukhang mga zombie dahil kay Jericho Rosales. (Dahil mukha siyang alive?)
May negosasyon nang nagaganap, goodbye Kapuso; Julie Anne San Jose lilipat na sa ABS, fans nina Sarah Geronimo at Daniel may banta. (Fans na naman?)
Chika ng magulang ni Matteo Guidicelli kay Sarah: Mukha siyang Barbie doll! (Wala kaming sey muna.)
Muntik nang pukpukin ng mikropono sa “ASAP”; Rayver Cruz biglang napikon kay Robi Domingo nang tuksuhin muli kay Sarah. (Parang hindi.)
Aljur Abrenica binalaang magtrabaho sa Semana Santa, baka makarma. (Oh, come off it, guys?)
Bianca Gonzalez, JC Intal galit na galit sa reporter ng GMA 7, sinungaling daw. (Well, kung ABS-CBN kayo…)
