Notorious star won’t share room with vets

Rumors of Notorious Celeb’s prima donna ways grow with each new project and friends have expressed concern. NC reportedly refuses to share dressing rooms with costars.

On the set of a major production, NC would not even step out of the car until Seasoned Thespian left the communal dressing room. Earlier, NC barred Veteran Star from the waiting room.

Has no one ever taught NC about respect for elders? Or that karma could be a mean equalizer?

NC’s latest ventures have been floundering.

A playgirl’s comeuppance

Talk about just desserts … Pretty Starlet is known as a playgirl, hooking up with one guy after another in quick succession. She even famously tried to seduce Hunky Gay but, for obvious reasons, this mission failed.

Recently, PS roped in Gorgeous Hunk. Everyone thought all was well, until rumors erupted that GH was fooling around with Nubile Newcomer.

After working together on a project, NN became a regular visitor in GH’s pad.

This could be PS’ comeuppance for past bad behavior. As they say, if he cheats with you, he will cheat on you.

Stubborn benefactor

Rich Gay has yet to learn his lesson. Burned several times in the past, RG still gambles on romance.

AIZA Seguerra is ecstatic over her love life. INQUIRER PHOTO

When they were an item, Cute Actor asked RG for all sorts of expensive gifts.

Even so, CA left RG hanging.

Now RG has a new prospect: Hot Hunk. Problem is, HH is homophobic and never had dalliances with the third kind, preferring the company of … cougars!

Perhaps that’s the challenge for RG.

Caught on camera

From the Radyo Inquirer program “Kliq Showbiz” (dzIQ 990 AM Monday to Friday, 3 p.m. to 5 p.m.):

CRISTINE Reyes (left) and Jennylyn Mercado figure in stormy separations from their respective boyfriends.

Remember Closeted Hunk who split up with Perky Performer because of Good-Looking Buddy? Well, CH is said to have an intimate video with a younger hunk! CH is lucky because the vid hasn’t been leaked online.

Meanwhile, CH seems determined to get linked with every nubile nymphet. To silence persistent (and apparently true) gay rumors?

Sweat hog

From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:

Fading Star once had a thriving career. But although no longer as popular, FS still appears every now and then on both the big and small screens.

But coworkers are bothered by FS’ profuse sweating on the set. Worse, FS’ perspiration emits a mysterious odor.

CESAR Montano’s heart bleeds for his beleaguered home province.

Peers suspect it’s the effect of substance abuse. Talk about having a toxic personality.

Top of the Talk Shows

For those who missed last weekend’s TV gabfests (and why we are moved, if we are moved):

Cesar Montano on the killer quake that shook Bohol, his home province: “Durog na durog ang puso ko.” (This is the sincerest he’s sounded since the breakup. And we commiserate.)

JOEY de Leon cheers on controversial singer.

Joey de Leon on news that Freddie Aguilar is dating a 16-year-old: “Mabuhay ka, Ka Freddie!” (Seriously?)

Ka Freddie on his young GF: “Love at first sight ang nangyari sa ’min. Nag-propose ako kung pwede akong manligaw via cell phone.” (Will someone please get Ka Freddie’s kids on this?)

The girlfriend on critics saying Ka Freddie could be charged with child abuse: “Child abuse ba ’yung inaalagaan ka? Isa lang ang masasabi ko: Mahal ko siya.” (End of story? Not.)

Aiza Seguerra, asked how she met girlfriend Liza Diño: “It’s a very, very long story and I’m very happy, thank you.” (We have time. Spill!)

Dennis Trillo on being linked to the breakups of Jennylyn Mercado and Luis Manzano, and Cristine Reyes and Derek Ramsay: “Nakakaloka naman ’yang mga tanong! Hindi po totoo ’yun. ’Di ko alam kung bakit ako nadadamay d’yan.” (Either it’s true or just because you’re a big star. This is how it works and you know it.)Startalk