Slithery starlet steals other beauties’ boys

RAYVER Cruz simply laughs off the sex video scandal. RICHARD A. REYES

Stealthy and slithery Sexy Starlet somehow stole the boyfriends of fellow beauties. Unknown to insiders, Glamorous Celebrity and Popular Actor broke up because of SS.

SS’ gimmick is one for the books. She would text PA and ask him to meet her in a bar. When people saw them together, SS and PA would pretend it was a chance encounter. GC got wind of their duplicitous ways and dumped the two-timer with dispatch.

SS is still at it. According to a mole, SS had been eyeing Hunky Star for a long time. The first time they hooked up, HS was involved with Feisty Actress.

To her credit, SS waited for a reasonable length of time to pass before making the moves on HS. Was she scared of FA?

Grammar cop

Who knew Popular Personality had the makings of a grammar Nazi?

A mole offered proof of PP’s mean streak: During an event held abroad, PP and Leading Lady were chatting with a young fan.

The giddy groupie made a glaring grammatical error. LL ignored the mistake, but PP corrected the kid—with relish—and even laughed at the poor child. Cruelty knows no limits!

Quick-thinking LL made light of the awkward moment and changed the subject.

Underarm alarm

HEART Evangelista hopes her beau would get jealous sometimes.

Dusky Star has a deep, dark secret: far from flawless underarms.

On a girls’ night out, DS brazenly wore a sleeveless top. She had one drink too many and, deliriously happy, sashayed seductively on the dance floor.

At one point, she absentmindedly raised her arms, and everyone caught a glimpse of her unsightly armpits.

Her gal pals were aghast. DS was soon spotted in a beauty clinic.

Hunk’s hygiene woes

From the Radyo Inquirer program “Kliq Showbiz” (dzIQ 990 AM, Monday to Friday, 3 to 5 p.m.):

Friends have started avoiding Cute Hunk. According to the grapevine, CH has serious hygiene issues.

Apart from a deadly dragon breath, CH also suffers from a malodorous case of athlete’s foot. CH is the last person you’d want to get stuck with in a gym locker room. Eeewww.

Was that why Statuesque Beauty broke up with CH?

Word war

From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:

Glib Celeb can’t stand Loquacious Personality. During LP’s absence, GC’s good job was noticed by the bosses.

LP got insecure and started bad-mouthing GC—who found out!

In retaliation, GC blabbed to the press that LP was much loathed by the entire staff. Because of LP’s unpredictable mood swings?

Top of the Talk Shows

For those who missed last weekend’s TV gabfests (and why we are moved, if we are moved):

Aljur Abrenica, about girlfriend Kylie Padilla not watching the recent Cosmo Bachelor  Bash: “Ayaw niya masyado nakakakita ng … It’s enough na dumating siya bago ako rumampa.” (We get it. Imagine a multitude of voices screaming for your boyfriend’s nearly naked body.)

Alden Richards on strutting his stuff at the same event: “Medyo aalis na tayo sa pa-sweet image.” (Define “medyo.”)

Raymart Santiago on releasing photos of estranged wife Claudine Barretto allegedly doing drugs: “Napilitan akong ilabas ’yung hawak ko.” (Ohh, snap. Pun intended.)

Raymart’s message to Claudine and her parents: “Sana ma-realize niya sa sarili niya na there’s something wrong with her. Gusto ko lang ma-realize ng mga magulang niya na ipagamot na nila si Claudine. Alam nila ’yung nangyayari sa anak nila. Huwag nilang kunsintihin.” (Talk about tough love. Can’t get tougher than that.)

Raymart on fighting for the custody of his kids: “Hindi safe ’yung mga anak ko … papa’no kung tumaas ’yung dose [that  Claudine takes]? Baka makalimutan niya ’yung ginagawa niya sa mga bata … kapag under the influence ka, ’di mo alam kung ano ginagawa mo.” (If this is true, keep fighting for them.)

Raymart, asked if he could say that he still loved Claudine: “’Di ko masasagot ’yan, eh kasi magiging plastik.” (Oo nga! Bawal na ang plastik sa maraming lugar sa Metro Manila.)

Sheree, asked if not being married was a big factor in her breakup with longtime boyfriend Gian Magdangal, whom she has a child with: “Parang ’yun na lang ’yung hinihintay ko … dumating na rin siguro ’yung point na nainip na ako sa kakahintay.” (No one told you that having a child with someone was no guarantee of a trip to the altar?)

Heart Evangelista, asked if boyfriend Sen. Chiz Escudero was the jealous type: “’Di siya nagseselos. NR (no reaction) lang siya. Minsan nga sana magpakita nang konti!” (NR din kami.)

Heart, asked what her pet name for Senator Chiz was: “Uh … Babe?” (Ayyy, parang si Eric for Vince! Moving

on …)

Heart, asked if she was willing to work with ex-boyfriend Jericho Rosales: “OK lang sa ’kin. If you’re happy with your life, it’s OK to work with someone from your past. It shouldn’t mean anything.” (Good answer.)

Jericho, asked if he was ready to work with Heart: “It’s too early … When the time is right, if the script is right … we’re both artists … Mangyayari din ’yun.”  (’Di maka-get over?)

Cesar Montano on estranged wife Sunshine Cruz: “’Di kami nagkikita ni Sunshine. She doesn’t want to see me in her house or any place near her house.” (And do you blame her? Haist!)

Cesar, asked about his being a playboy: “Aaminin ko, napakasama kong tao. That’s why I need God. Wala akong maipagmamalaki before God. Marami akong pagkukulang but I know I could be good. Kinukwestiyon pa nga ako kung bakit ako punta nang punta sa simbahan. Eh parang may sakit lang ’yan na pumupunta sa ospital, umiinom ng gamot.” (Thunder and lightning here: “Kasali pa rin Ako d’yan?”)

Cesar, asked if he still loved Sunshine: “She’s the mother of my children. I’m not gonna use this interview para sabihin kung ano ’yung mga mali sa kanya at pangit sa kanya dahil ayokong masira ang tingin ng mga anak ko sa kanya.” (Uh, you just did.)

Cesar, asked if a reconciliation was possible: “Kung magkabalikan kami, eh Hallelujah! Pero kung hindi kami magkakabalikan at magiging magkaibigan na lang for our kids, well, praise God!” (Thunder and lightning again: “OK, that’s it.”)

Gwen Garci on her Italian ex-boyfriend calling her materialistic: “Nasasaktan ako … bakit, ano ba naibigay niya sa ’kin? Binigyan ba ako ng bahay, kotse, magagandang gamit … ? Alam niya na hindi totoo ’yan dahil wala akong hiningi sa kanya.” (He didn’t give you a dictionary?)

Rayver Cruz on his rumored sex video with ex-girlfriend Cristine Reyes: “Tinatawanan na lang namin.” (That bad?)

JC de Vera on his rumored tiff with Paulo Avelino over LJ Reyes: “Wala … magkasama nga kami sa dressing room ng ‘ASAP.’” (Hmm, wonder what you talked about?)

Jake Cuenca on allegedly figuring in a club brawl: “Walang gulong nangyari. Merong taong binangga ako, pero … umalis na lang ako kasi ilang beses na akong nasangkot sa ganyan. ’Di ako nagsimula ng away; walang bugbugang nangyari.” (Got that.)

Marian Rivera and Ai-Ai de las Alas, asked who was more beautiful between them:

Marian: “Ako!”

Ai-Ai: “Eh, ’di ikaw na!” (Spin a win!)

Marian on Ai-Ai’s love life: “Alam ko may nagkakagusto sa’yo, ’di ba nag-dinner tayong tatlo? Guwapo, malaki ang katawan …” (A name! We want a name!)

Andi Eigenmann, asked if she and Matteo Guidicelli saw each other as more than friends: “Just because we work together [doesn’t mean we have to] fall in love with each other. We can be amazing friends, too. And that makes work easier.” (Good answer.)Startalk, The Buzz