Hunk finds match in indefatigable starlet

ERICH Gonzales grows up with her beau. RICHARD REYES

Previous lovers fondly remember Handsome Hunk as a thorough and tireless lover. In spite of some reported shortcomings, HH is allegedly a dynamo in the boudoir.

HH, who was loveless for a spell, has found a worthy playmate in Sexy Starlet, who’s no slouch in the romance department, either.

In fact, she is famously indefatigable. Just ask her ex, Gifted Actor, whom she pushed to the brink of exhaustion.

A spy insists that HH and SS often engage in marathon sessions. Ah, a match made in R-rated heaven!

X-rated version

Now for the X-rated version.

Sultry Starlet reportedly has a scandalous video circulating in cyberspace.

Problem is, Present Beau is not SS’ partner in the supposed footage; it’s SS’ ex, Cute Stud!

Then again, this could be a devious ploy concocted by Internet scammers to increase traffic to their dubious website.

Attack dogs

It’s confirmed. Controversial Celebrity has people on her payroll whose job is to attack Popular Star.

As soon as PS’ latest project was launched, the Attack Dogs switched to full battle mode.

A source says CC rewards her ADs handsomely. Another insider disagrees, saying CC is quite stingy and is generous only to loyal veterans.

Whatever … it’s clear CC has to resort to dirty tricks.

Tight-lipped

Heard on the Radyo Inquirer program “Kliq Showbiz” (dzIQ 990 AM, Monday to Friday, 3 to 5 p.m.):

Pretty Star used to be candid and straightforward. Lately, however, she has become hard to deal with.

PS often clams up during interviews, much to the chagrin of reporters. She invokes Strict Manager as the reason for her reticence. But the more discerning know it’s just PS. Has fame caught up with her?

MARK Herras is fine with remaining chummy with ex.

Nasty drunk

Picked up from the Inquirer tabloid Bandera.

Major Star is notorious for being a mean drunk. Former Sweetheart witnessed just how nasty MS was when soused.

On their way home from a splashy event, the couple had a petty spat.

MS, who was behind the wheel, was furious.

MS stepped on the brakes, ordered the quivering FS to step out, and sped away, leaving the girlfriend in the middle of the dark road. Baaad!

Top of the Talk Shows

For those who missed last weekend’s TV gabfests (and why we are moved, if we are moved):

Katrina Halili, asked when she planned to marry boyfriend Kris Lawrence: “Siguro when   I’m 30 … Gusto muna namin i-enjoy si Katrence (their daughter).” (Right. And you’re saying you can’t do that married?)

Mark Herras, asked if there’s awkwardness between him and ex-girlfriend Ynna Asistio: “Five years kaming together … OK sa ’min ang maging friends.” (Whatever.)

Kylie Padilla on father Robin allowing her to live independently: “Nagulat ako … natatakot ako actually kasi nasanay ako na nandiyan siya, may limitations. Kapag wala na kasing limitations mas malaki ’yung reponsibility mo.” (Calling her peers: Could you all think like Kylie does, please?)

Kylie, asked if boyfriend Aljur Abrenica and Kris Bernal’s screen reunion would be a problem for her: “Sanay na ako sa ganyan. Maraming issue na ’di naman kami ang gumagawa.” (Don’t look at us.)

Lolit Solis on Rosanna Roces, who reportedly dragged Sen. Bong Revilla into her legal tussle with GMA 7: “Ang dami-dami niyang utang kay Bong—napaka-ingrato niyang tao. Bagay sa kanyang maging laos at talunan.” (Ouch!)

Lolit, still on Osang: “Napakasuwerte niya na ang unang-unang anak ni Grace (Osang’s daughter), si Jolo (Revilla) ang tatay.  At least may US visa ’yung [bata], nag-aaral sa La Salle. Bakit ’di niya magulo ’yung ibang tatay ng mga anak ni Grace? Apat ang anak ni Grace, tatlo ang tatay.” (Oh, snap!)

Lolit Solis’ advice to Osang … (’Wag na lang ito.)

“Prinsesa ng Buhay Ko” star Kris Bernal, asked who her “personal princes” are: “Si Aljur (Abrenica) … Daddy ko…” (Uh-oh, ayaw ni Kylie ’yan. Strike one!)

Aljur to Kris, after being asked to show his abs: “Pakitanggal ’yung butones.” (And there’s strike two.)

Alex Gonzaga on her love life: “May dine-date ako. Pero as of now, nothing serious.” (That’s how it starts.)

Enrique Gil on rumors that he’s dating newbie Liza Soberano: “Friends lang kami … parehas kami ng handler.” (That’s another way it starts.)

Melissa Ricks, asked if she and her ex, Jake Cuenca, are friends: “No, of course not.” (Talk about honest.)

Sam Milby on courting Jessy Mendiola: “I think any guy, who’s making ligaw sa girl, gusto niya he’s the only one making ligaw.” (She’s a pretty girl; chances are, ’di ka nag-iisa.)

Jake, also on courting Jessy: “Natotorpe ako … for the first time sa buong buhay ko, ngayon pa!” (Pasiklaban ng mga tisoy! This should be fun.)

Erich Gonzales on her love life: “Steady lang po … hindi naman po umiikot ang mundo ko sa kanya (nonshow biz boyfriend); may kanya-kanyang mundo at nagu-grow naman kami together.” (That’s a good place to be.)

Sunshine Cruz on estranged husband Cesar Montano bringing up that she was once a bold star: “Masakit, kasi kahit naman naging ganun ako, first boyfriend ko ’yun, eh … Huwag mong ibalik ’yung past.” (He is part of your past. Move forward ka lang, ’teh.)

(Star Talk, The Buzz)