Drugged-out teen star lands in hospital
Fame came too quickly for Teen Star. Fans prayed that handlers would intervene. Unfortunately, the adults in TS’ camp were enablers. Is this because they are all dependent on TS who is the clan’s cash cow?
TS often show up at work drugged and dazed. From weed, TS had moved on to harder stuff, which invariably brought him to the emergency room after he OD’d one horrific night.
Instead of having TS committed to a rehab center, managers covered up the incident, allegedly conspiring with hospital administrators. The official word was that TS had been downed by a bug. Maybe a virus called Ecstasy.
Gorgeous Hunk was in a hurry to transfer to another studio, noticing that Estranged Boss was calling the shots in former channel.
They had a major falling-out not so long ago and GH was certain he would be put in the freezer with EB around.
Actually, GH’s career slowed down long before EB entered frame. All that network-hopping did GH no good. Will his latest move make a difference?
Controversial Star and Media Personality were once bosom buddies. Since familiarity does breed contempt, MP soon irked CS.
MP’s brutal honesty proved to be the deal breaker. Turned out, CS couldn’t handle the truth—especially whenever MP transmitted the complaints of CS’ Former Flame.
CS knocked on the bosses’ door and tried to have MP sacked. CS succeeded … for a while. But MP bounced back, much to CS’ dismay.
A cease-fire prevails between CS and MP.
In the meantime.
Heard on the Radyo Inquirer program “Kliq Showbiz” (dzIQ 990 AM, Monday to Friday, 3 to 5 p.m.):
Glamorous Celebrity, who once got in trouble for having sticky fingers, did it again recently.
Poor production assistants lent GC several fashion accessories for a show. After the event, GC left in a huff without bothering to return the bangles, beads and bracelets.
When the hapless stylists inquired about the trinkets, GC acted all coy and innocent. The faux gems have not been located.
Picked up from the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:
Flashy Comic has been banned from a neighborhood convenience store.
Sales clerk noticed that FC would drop by every day and leave without buying anything.
The staff checked the CCTV and discovered that FC would surreptitiously try out various roll-on deodorant brands!
Turned out, FC was scrimping on toiletries. The outrageously talented FC was swiftly barred from the premises.
Top of the Bandera
The top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved if we are moved.)
Mas masahol pa sa mga “walanghiyang” bold actors sa indie movies; Jake Cuenca, Joem Bascon pikit-matang nagtikiman sa ibabaw ng malaking bato. (Taste tested what?)
Mga multo sa Baguio di umubra kay Greta. (It happens.)
Nanay ni Heart “ipinagdarasal” si Chiz. (How sweet.)
James iniwasan si Kris sa b-day party; Lino Cayetano mas type ang babaeng may anak. (Here we go again.)
P-Noy, Alfie Lorenzo, Jessica Sanchez, apl.de.ap malakas ang laban sa kaloka-like ng “Showtime.” (P-Noy, P-Noy, P-Noy!)
Jennylyn ayaw makasama sa pelikula si Ate Vi? (Afraid?)
Bukod sa soap, Marian gagawa ng sitcom at talk show sa GMA 7. (A sitcom should be okay but a talk show?!)
Grabe na ang sakit at hirap na dinanas nila, pagod na pagod na; Gretchen kay Claudine: Suko na kami, ipagdasal na lang natin siya! (Good idea.)
Juday Kapamilya pa rin, pero gagawa ng pelikula sa TV5. (Ang tawag d’yan, inclusive.)
Willie: Dapat mahiya ang mga politiko sa mga kasalanan nila sa sambayanan! (Duh.)
Kung napili si Angel sa listahan ng Most Beautiful ng isang sikat na website; Marian pasok sa Most Hated list, ka-level sina Justin Bieber, Osama Bin Laden, Hitler. (We’re not sure about this Most Hated list, actually.)
Albie Casiño hiniwalayan ang dyowa dahil sa selos kay Gerald. (Some things never change.)
Mommy Divine tameme sa pagpapaseksi ni Sarah. (Sarah is what, 12?)
Talbog ang mga kasabayang young actor sa ABS-CBN at GMA 7; Daniel naniningil na ng P7-M talent fee. (Breadwinner?)
Sarah Lahbati mas darami pa ang mga kaso kapag napatunayang nabuntis ni Richard at nanganak. (Frankly, we don’t give a hoot.)
Buhok ni John Lloyd pinagtsismisan ng mga stylist, kailangan nang magpa-hair transfer. (Unethical, those stylists.)
Masama ba kung talagang nagmamahalan naman sila?; Heart, Chiz nabuking na nagli-live-in na dahil sa “2 pares” ng tsinelas. (Malaki na sila, sa totoo lang.)
Sam baka matulad kay JM kapag naging dyowa si Jessy. (Speculation, your honor!)
Charice tuloy ang ligaya sa Hollywood, pagka-tibo wa epek sa career. (Dapat lang.)
Kim mahilig tumulong sa mahihirap, may plano bang tumakbo sa 2016 election? (Hulog-chair kami dito.)
Hinahanap din ni Kim kung saan napunta ang mga milyones na ibinayad niya sa BIR. (Kami rin, kahit di milyones!)
Cristine, Derek, magdyowa na; “Yes kami na, hindi ko nga inasahan!”—Derek (Pero conscious ka naman, kuya?)
Rayver Cruz may pagnanasa kay Dina Bonnevie. (Ito, hindi namin inasahan.)