Girlfriend warns hunk vs handsome costar

ANGEL Locsin prays for love to last.

Before embarking on a splashy junket with Handsome Star, Cute Hunk was given a stern warning by Gorgeous GF.

GG was aware of the nasty talk about HS, so she told CH in no uncertain terms to stay away from HS.

Was GG insecure that time apart would drive CH to the arms of other women, HS being a bad influence? Was she scared that HS would make CH sample more exotic pleasures? Was she leery of HS, period?

Or was it all of the above?

Sitting duck

JESSICA Soho is piqued at naysayers

Actually, GG didn’t have to fret; seems CH is safe. Another group member, Good-looking Colleague, was really more at risk.

GC had just broken up with Sultry Sweetheart and was nursing a broken heart.

From all discernible indications, GC was more vulnerable to HS’ machinations.

GC was right down HS’ alley—

young, naive, defenseless, a bit obtuse.

Calling “To Catch a Predator”!

DANIEL Matsunaga is shocked about rumored affair.

Dim beauty

You can’t have it all.

Hunky Actor is gifted physically, but deprived in the more essential matters department.

HA is a bit dense; colleagues secretly laugh at his malapropisms behind his back.

He is not only a lousy speller, textmates insist, but is also clueless in geography.

Running into Effusive Compatriot in a gathering abroad, HA quipped, “Aren’t you based in Manila?” That was because EC is named after a famous foreign city.

Minus pogi points!

MARIAH Carey, at the “American Idol” finale, leaves show to go on tour. AP

Most Trusted

GMA Network news anchor Jessica Soho is piqued about “the other side” harping on the supposition that she waited 11 days to complain about Vice Ganda’s now infamous rape joke. Actually, she told Inquirer, “Only hours after the concert, I already complained.”

As far as Rushes is concerned, she need not go down that road. Whether it was 11 minutes, 11 hours or 11 weeks, what is wrong cannot be right.

Jessica was recently proclaimed Reader’s Digest Most Trusted News Personality in the country. The Reader’s Digest poll this year covered 7,000 respondents in seven Asian countries: the Philippines, Singapore, Hong Kong, India, Malaysia, Taiwan and Thailand.

Versus iron mom

Heard on the Radyo Inquirer program “Kliq Showbiz” (dzIQ 990 AM, Monday to Friday, 3 to 5 p.m.):

CHARICE Pempengco plays ball with pals. photo:bidakapamilya.blogspot.com

Glamorous Star hastily broke up with Cute Lover who was caught by surprise. Befuddled CL wanted to talk it over but GS was evasive.

When CL called, it was GS’ mom, curt at best, who answered. In so many words, Mommy Dearest told CL to stop stalking GS.

Apparently, MD never approved of CL.

Bye, Mariah, Nicki

LOS ANGELES—Pop singer and “American Idol” judge Mariah Carey will leave the TV singing contest and go on a world tour next year.

“@MariahCarey confirms world tour & says goodbye 2 Idol,” public relations firm PMK BNC, which represents Carey, said on Twitter on Thursday. The tweet said Carey was planning the tour to promote her recent single, “Beautiful,” which features singer Miguel. Tour dates have yet to be announced.

Carey, 43, joined the panel with rapper Nicki Minaj, country singer Keith Urban and music producer Randy Jackson, for the show’s 12th season, and reportedly earned $18 million.

Jackson earlier announced he would not return to the show next season. Minaj also announced on Twitter that she wouldn’t be back on the show. It remains unclear whether Urban would follow suit. Reuters

Moth bel ami

GERALD Anderson will fight for his girl.

Picked up from the Inquirer tabloid Bandera.

Poor Teen Star had a different kind of wardrobe malfunction recently.

At the launch of a big project, TS was dressed shabbily. Obviously, TS was wearing a hand-me-down from the family baul.

Worse, an observer noted, the outfit reeked of moth balls.

Was the naphthalene meant to keep ornery predators at bay? Tee-hee.

Top of the Bandera

The top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved if we are moved.)

Pops nagparetoke na naman ng ilong kaya namaga ang mukha; Pops pumalag, mga tsismosa ikinumpara sa papel de liha! (Woman, you shouldn’t have even started.)

Angel ipinagdarasal na huwag na silang magkahiwalay ni Phil (There are more fish in the sea, you realize.)

Jed Salang “ninakaw” na ang lahat kay Ai-Ai. Komedyana wasak na wasak na; matatagalan pa bago makabawi sa sobrang pagkabigo.  (She’ll get over it.)

Jed Salang kumita ng milyun-milyon sa relasyon nila ni Ai-Ai; kaya raw walang karapatang babuyin si Ai-Ai. (Absolutely no one has that right.)

Charice nakipag-basketball sa mga katropa sa barangay, may “bigote” na. (And what’s wrong with that? More power to you! )

Sam ipinagpalit si Shaina sa beauty queen: Gusto ko na talagang magka-girlfriend! (All righty.)

Gerald: Oo, in love ako kay Maja Salvador, at ipaglalaban ko siya! (Now that is a man!)

Derek Ramsay bading na bading ang style;  Sam ayaw nang patulan ang “Baklaan isyu.” (Kami rin.)

Kris sa secret love affair nila ni Daniel Matsunaga: Kaloka, ang luma ng issue! (Luma meaning, hindi na siya secret?)

Daniel Matsunaga : OMG! Wala kaming relasyon ni Ms Kris. (For your sake…)

Rhian muling binanatan ni DJ Mo, dapat din daw sampahan ng kaso; matapos siguraduhing hindi na makakabalik sa Pinas ang ex-BF. (Not again! Anuva?)