Controversial celebrity parties at the height of scandal

Controversial Celebrity continues to infuriate people by behaving outrageously.

CC recently raised a tempest after making shameful pronouncements in public. But, immediately succumbing to pressure, CC apologized.

The sincerity of the apology quickly came into question however. On the very same day, CC was supposedly spotted partying in a nightclub.

CC’s actions smacked of arrogance, remarked a mole.

Green with envy

Scandalous Personality is undoubtedly green with envy.

SP had been eyeing Promising Politico for a while. PP, however, didn’t fall for SP’s charms (and considerable clout). Instead, PP has been sighted “dating” younger and prettier Soap Star.

Who could blame PP—especially since SS counts PP’s Influential Colleague as backer?

Perhaps SP should also turn to a Powerful Matchmaker in the future?

In denial

Seems Colorful Star is in denial about both gender and career issues.

CS seems to have bought (hook, line and sinker) drumbeaters’ claim that a venture was successful.

The sad reality is, CS’s pet project flopped big time. When will CS learn to face the music?

Never.

Behind the basher

Guess who’s behind Popular Celebrity’s Intrepid Nemesis?

Apart from being an employee of Rival Studio, IN is closely identified with Scandalous Personality. IN allegedly benefited from SP’s largesse in the past. Brazen IN even flaunted their alliance in public.

Troubled past

If Sexy Siren is one hot mess, one can only blame her troubled childhood.

A mole suspects that SS was molested by Close Relative, who was not really related to her in the first place.

Worse, SS was practically sold to Dirty Old Man who turned out to be a blood relative!

No wonder SS is a basket case. “SS is addicted to sex,” said a source.

Political waterloo

Celebrity-Politician should clean house, pronto.

Turned out, former Romantic Interest has been engaging in unlawful activities and is coursing them through CP’s office.

RI is quite relentless.

CP should rein in RI, according to a spy, so as not to endanger future political plans.

Top of Bandera

The top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved if we are moved):

Kaya raw matagal nang wala sa show biz, Bernard Palanca nakulong sa rehab (Better than prison.)

Mister ni Suzie Abrera adik na adik sa karera (As a racer or as a gambler? Either way, you don’t always win.)

Paolo Bediones laging hinihiwalayan ng babae (He’s too nice, or not nice at all. )

Feeling sikat, wala pa namang napatutunayan; Angeline Quinto yumabang na raw, ang daming arte sa katawan (Kakaumpisa mo lang, ’day.)

Kaya raw biglang natsismis na naghiwalay na rin; Zanjoe babaero, Bea martir (Better to find out sooner than later.)

Juday bawal nang makipaghalikan sa serye —nakakaintindi na raw ang panganay na anak (You could keep the TV off at home, you know. Acting’s your job and sometimes kissing is part of it.)

Ruffa nalason sa pagkain sa isang resto (Saan ’yan?!)

Talaga raw ipinaparamdam sa kanya kahit noon pa; Pamilya ni Derek mas boto kay Solenn kaysa kay Angelica (Tapusin na ito, ha? Pinapahaba pa kasi. Hiwalay kung hiwalay. Kung hindi, e ’di hindi!)

Derek naniniwalang ‘malinis’ ang ex-GF; Angelica hindi malandi, never pinatos si John Lloyd (Hayyy, they must think fans like us are such suckers. And they’re probably right.)

Coco Martin: Wala talaga akong oras manligaw! (Ows? E magpaligaw kaya?)

Sharon galit na galit, sumaklolo sa anak; KC kinawawa, siniraan ng kapwa pamilya? (Mega, KC is what … almost 30? Baka naman kaya na niya ’yan. )

Para lang sagipin ang nawasak na pangalan; pakikipagbati ni Claudine sa two airport staff, echos lang? (Stranger things have happened. How it all started, for one.)

Echo nagpaplano na raw pakasalan si Kim Jones (Let’s see. In show biz, most plans are just… plans.)

Jennifer Lopez bibisita sa Pinas; na-inspire kay Jessica (Puede. Hot stuff si Jessica dito ngayon e. Smart talaga ’yan.)

Lloydie matindi ang problema; Shaina sawang-sawa na (Sawang-sawa na sa…?)

Dahil raw sa panunukso ni Miriam Santiago; Heart, P-Noy may relasyon? (Oh, no—not again.)

Hindi man lang daw ipinagtanggol sa Tulfo Brothers; Claudine tinabla, dinedma nina Marjorie at Gretchen (Shows how united the Tulfos are, and how united the Barrettos aren’t.)

Piolo iiwan na ang show biz; sa US na maninirahan. (Whatever.)

Alam na kaya ni Ryan Agoncillo ang nangyayari? Sam Milby bagong lalaki sa buhay ni Juday? (Bad promo. Abort!)

Inisnab at dinedma sa isang show biz event, Miriam Quiambao parang may sakit na nakakahawa, mga beki umiwas (Lalapitan naman siya ni Jesus.)

Sa walang sawang pagpatol sa mga kaaway sa Twitter, ‘Sharon para na ring nag -suicide’ (We can’t say this enough: Don’t sink to that level. Megastar ka!)

Natsugi agad sa teleserye ni Ogie sa GMA 7, Roxanne Guinoo buntis na naman (Priorities.)

Kris Bernal: Mabubuhay ako kahit walang lalaki! (Oo naman.)

Camille Pratts ayaw palitan ang namatay na asawa (E sa ayaw e. Leave her be!)

Mga Kimerald na naman daw ang pinagbibintangan, Sarah may death threats, dapat mag-ingat. (Bumenta na ito. Anuva!)

Sila naman ni Direk Joey ang pinag-aaway; Sharon: Nagsisisi ako sa mga tinweet ko! (Think before you tweet. And for the record, Joey Reyes’ tweets are a fantastic read.)

Sarah, Angeline nagsumpaan, ’di mag-aaway (It has come to this? They need to do that?)