Charming star gets dragged into booty battle

Seems there’s more to the raging word war between Mercurial Rake and Tempestuous Vixen.

Remember the battling exes who are bickering over the common booty?

Turned out MR has been fuming over an old wound. MR apparently got upset because TV benefited from a deal that had disastrous results.

TV had used MR’s friendship with Charming Star to secure a mammoth project. Alas, the venture went south and CS got upset with MR.

In the end, MR was left holding the bag of crap.

Comeback kid

Conflicted Jughead is raring to stage a comeback anytime soon.

According to sources, it’s quite an epic move that could revitalize a moribund career.

Hopefully, Kinetic Collaborator will be able to perform miracles to help CJ.

Indeed, CJ needs a shot in the arm pronto!

In any case, the venture sounds enticing—a much-welcome respite from the string of inanities CJ has been entangled with of late.

Out of the bag

Chatty Maverick made a major boo-boo.

CM got too excited and divulged a secret regarding a high-profile project online.

Quick-thinking colleagues immediately called CM’s attention, who dutifully removed the post.

Alas, another coworker, Amiable Associate, revealed the same thing in cyberspace. Seems everyone is excited to let the cat out of the bag—except for the cat!

Meow.

Cat’s coup

Speaking of the cat.

It’s confirmed! From all indications, Titillating Thespian has landed a plum part in a huge undertaking.

It’s really not that surprising because, aside from being perfect for the job, TT is also a favorite collaborator of the boss, Talented Jouster.

Let’s just say the role fits our lead character to a T!

Moonlighting

From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:

Our elders have a term for this—for people who drown in a single glass of water. Bodacious Celebrity has become swell-headed, according to coworkers.

Small victories have gone straight to BC’s head. BC complains incessantly over minor matters. BC would pester the staff about wanting to leave immediately after work.

BC couldn’t wait because of other assignments. BC wanted to earn a little extra on the side.

Top of the show biz news

For those who missed last weekend’s show biz news on TV (and why we are moved, if we are moved):

Piolo Pascual on the ABS-CBN Ball, which benefits Bantay Bata: “These kids are our future, so it’s important for us to take care of them.” (Sings: “The greatest Love of all!”)

Angel Aquino on Coco Martin giving jobs to actors through “FPJ’s Ang Probinsyano”: “I admire what he does . . .Sobrang bayani siya.” (Sings: “And a hero comes along . . .)

Coco on FPJ’s “guidance”: “Nararamdaman ko. Hindi naman ako nag-aral mag-direk. Pero . . . tinulungan ako nina Tita Susan (Roces), Tito Eddie (Garcia) . . . lahat sila espesyal kay FPJ. (Sings: “I can feel it!”)

Gabby Concepcion on talks that he turned down a reunion movie with Sharon Cuneta: “ I never said no. Sana matuloy, marami lang tinatahi.” (Modista ka ba?)

Gabby on rumors that he and Sharon are not on good terms: “Maganda nga sa pelikula, love-hate . . . may conflict. Kasi kung wala nun, where’s the fun?” (Or you can work in government…?)

Sharon on her 40th anniversary concert: “[I put away] all my fears, insecurities, the pain in my heart.” (Babangon ako’t dudurugin . . . you know the rest.)

Jodi Sta. Maria on her new hairdo with bangs: “Before ako gumawa ng bagong project, gusto kong paglaruan ng konti ang buhok ko.” (She bangs!)

Iya Villania on her second son, Leon: “Mas malakas ang boses. Parang leon talaga!” (Hear him roar!)

Christian Bautista

Christian Bautista on how he prepares for a performance: “Eight hours of sleep. Always rehearse and vocalize.” (Sounds normal.)

Julie Anne San Jose

Julie Anne San Jose on what she does before going onstage: “Nagdya-jog ako for a minute or two.” (Concert ba ito o workout?)

Derrick Monasterio on how he maintains his abs: “Exercise, diet, discipline sa pagkain.” (Speaking of the devil.)

Sanya Lopez

Sanya Lopez, asked if she has time for love: “Maghintay munakasi . . . ’di ko naman mabibigay ang full attention ko.” (OK, fine…)

Kris Bernal

Kris Bernal on working with Rayver Cruz: “Crush ko talaga siya nung high school. Pinapanood ko siya lagi, inii-stalk ko siya.” (Ayaw ni Janine Gutierrez n’yan!)

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