Influential personality avoids user-friendly celeb like the plague

Now, it can be told. Influential Personality simply cannot stand Cantankerous Insider. IP knew full well that CI is user-friendly.

After all, CI thinks nothing of “using” other famous people—just to gain the fickle public’s attention.

IP was able to figure out CI’s game plan from the start.

So IP now avoids CI like the plague. Thing is, CI’s persistence knows no bounds. CI keeps pestering IP’s camp.

Obsessive CI can’t take no for an answer.

Dial D for Desperation.

Buying spree

Seems Major Celebrity has the habit of sweeping intrigues under the rug.

There’s talk that MC once bought all copies of a shameful project. MC likewise did the same thing for Sultry Partner.

SP was caught in an embarrassing bind—after past indiscretions ended up in a “greatest hits” DVD in the market.

SP was crestfallen.

To assuage SP’s feelings, MC supposedly went on a shopping spree—snapping up all the copies of the offensive DVD in the market.

What MC did for love.

Slap happy

Remember Martyr Wife of Philandering Star?

Although she looks demure and delicate, MW can transform into a fire-breathing dragon when it comes to protecting her territory.

PS fooled around with MW’s former colleague, Glamorous Beauty.

Of course, MW didn’t take things sitting down.

In the parking lot of the studio, MW confronted GB. MW bared her fangs and slapped GB silly.

GB was spooked and broke up with PS.

Afraid!

Turnoff

Respected Veteran and Assertive Neophyte met by chance in a forum on industry matters months ago.

As luck would have it, AN is now in a position to shake things up and initiate changes in Tinseltown.

RV thought AN would be open to further discussions on how to improve the current situation in the biz.

RV reached out to AN.

RV hit a brick wall. AN ignored RV’s plea.

Needless to say, RV was turned off, big time.

The L word

From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:

Seems Gorgeous Damsel is finally unafraid to show her true colors.

GD has always been suspected to be gay because she was never linked to any male celeb.

High-school buddies insist that GD used to court female classmates when she was a teener.

GD has always been boyish, they recall.

Well, GD is able to put to good use her manly ways in her latest endeavor where she is required to perform all sorts of stunts.

Top of the tabloids

This week’s top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved):

Sorry na lang sa mga bashers: Si Maine Mendoza pa rin ang reyna ng TV ads. (Someone must be stewing in envy?)

Daniel Matsunaga on marrying Erich Gonzales: Kung time na talaga, ’yun na ’yun! (Wow, ang tatas mag-Filipino.)

Vice Ganda sa pang-iisnab ng MMFF: Na-sad ako, pero nakahanda kami! (Eveready battery ang peg!)

Indie actress Mercedes Cabral na-bad trip kay Mother Lily Monteverde? (ouch!)

Payo ni Persida Acosta kay Richard Gomez: “Dapat harapin ang drug case with composure!”

Gretchen Barretto

Gretchen Barretto ibinandera ang pagiging pro-Marcos, G Toengi napamura!

Pakiusap ng MMFF sa mga Pinoy: “Tumikim ng ibang putahe sa Pasko!”

Kris Aquino pinaghandaan na rin ang kamatayan, bumili ng burial package. “Ano bang halaga kung saan ako ililibing, ang goal ko po ay umabot sa langit!”

Enchong Dee on Marcos burial: “Magnanakaw, murderer at diktador pa rin siya para sa akin!”