Cute dreamboat is a nightmare

ARROGANCE is his middle name

Cute Dreamboat is every girl’s Prince Charming. Turned out he’s the Prince of Darkness.

Coworkers complain that CD is a spoiled brat. While other celebrities would willingly pitch in during crunch time, CD refuses to extend a helping hand to the harried crew.

Worse, CD and equally Obnoxious Partner make things difficult for the entire team. They are perennially tardy and would make people wait on them hand and foot.

To top it off, CD is an insufferable know-it-all.

CD corrected a colleague on a supposed error. But then again, CD was wrong.

There is nothing more dangerous (and infuriating) than an idiot who thinks he’s smart.

Charm offensive

Popular Beauty can’t shake off rumors of bad behavior.

To be fair, PB strives to belie the disparaging chatter—with mixed results.

It’s a hit or miss for PB. There are times when PB’s charm offensive works well. But there are also occasions when PB is simply offensive.

At a recent event, PB was forced to keep smiling, in spite of a string of blunders committed by clueless underlings.

PB had to stay cool and calm because the big bosses were within earshot.

PB deserves an award for this flawless performance.

Amityville horror

Loquacious Luminary has made a career out of being “congeniality” personified.

Alas, Rude Dignitary found out that LL would never suffer fools gladly.

RD kept harassing LL over minor issues. LL got peeved and went to town, complaining about RD.

LL kept at it, ceaselessly shaming RD who had no choice but to run to Powerful Friend.

Well, PF is LL’s boss. PF had to ask LL to go easy on RD.

From Amity to Amityville Horror?

Ancient history

Does Controversial Star know about the dubious track record of Vociferous Partner?

Well, CS is certainly aware of VP’s ex, Brassy Personality. VP was involved with BP when CS entered frame.

VP also had a torrid (and illicit) affair with Slick Celeb before settling down with CS.

VP was obviously determined to snag CS’ heart.

After all, CS pushed VP up the show biz ladder—unlike BP and SC.

Just got lucky

From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:
Speaking of checkered backgrounds, Scintillating Starlet can’t believe her good fortune. After kissing not a few frogs, SS finally found her prince.
In the past, SS hooked up with guys who were interested only in her body or bank account.
SS’ Understanding Beau, however, doesn’t give a hoot about the past. And it’s quite a colorful history.
SS was notorious for fooling around with rich but dirty old (and young) men, as well.
SS clearly got lucky with UB.

Top of show biz news
For those who missed last weekend’s show biz news on TV. (And why we are moved, if we are moved.)

Angel Locsin, asked if a third party had been involved in any of her past relationships: “Meron. Pero akin na lang ’yun.” (Itago sa initials na…)

Zanjoe Marudo on portraying a gay man in new movie: “Lagi kong iniisip, ‘OK ba ’yung ginawa ko?’ Pero pag pinanood mo: ‘Oo nga ’no? Mukha nga akong bading!’” (Bongga ka, ’day, er, Zanjoe pala!)

JODI Sta. Maria

Jodi Sta. Maria on being nominated best actress at the International Emmys with Judi Dench: “Sobrang honor ’yun for me. Kung sakaling palarin, sobrang blessing.” (Huwow! Dame Judi ’yan! Hindi na ma-reach, huh!)

James Reid on his promise to Nadine Lustre, as they celebrate their eighth monthsary: “It will always be an adventure.” (Adventure? “Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom” ang peg?)

Rhian Ramos on leading a feeding program to celebrate her coming birthday: “I’ve always believed in good nutrition and eating right.” (Good gurl.)

Alden Richards, asked what he plans to do in London: “I want to watch plays, like ‘Les Miserables.’ Ikot pa more!” (Sosyal.)

REGINE Velasquez

Regine Velasquez on meeting a Japanese taxi driver and his family, who are her fans, in Tokyo: “’Yung asawa niya, Pinay, so he also listens to OPM. He (initially) didn’t realize it was us because it was dark… He cried.” (Asia’s Songbird goes to Japan.)

Sharon Cuneta stresses that she only sang at the Bilibid for her old TV5 talk show: “I just sang for the inmates, with their band. Bumili pa ako ng paintings.” (Namen.)

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