Sex video scandals now an epidemic
It’s official.
There’s a raging contagion in Show Town.
Sex scandals involving male celebrities have reached epidemic proportions.
Most of these “solo” acts were performed in front of a webcam, and it seems it has become a virtual cottage industry for some seeking instant fame.
Almost every day, there’s a new viral vid making the rounds.
The latest involves Acclaimed Actor in yet another solitary performance.
Funny thing was, AA was so bashful on the set of a certain project that he actually wept buckets after doing a nude scene.
He doesn’t look so shy in the rumored video, though, says a spy.
Going public
What? Another one?
Yup, there’s another video spreading online. This time, however, the supposed star of the vid, Michael Pangilinan, admitted culpability during a press conference for his latest project.
At least, this one had the cojones to fess up.
Unfortunately, he claimed he was still a minor when the video was shot.
Uh-oh.
Calling Bantay Bata.
No big deal
Yes, there’s another one.
This video involves not an actor, but an Inquisitive Personality.
Baring his bod is no big deal for IP who used to model. Let’s just say IP is accustomed to sashaying in various states of undress in public.
But will his bosses take this latest scandal sitting down?
This is not the first time such a controversy rocked this company. IP’s Seasoned Colleague got embroiled in a similar incident a few years back.
Alas, those who have seen IP’s vid insist it is a “big deal.”
Voice sounds familiar
Let this be a warning.
Hapless viewer made the mistake of checking her cell phone in the middle of a movie screening.
A loud voice boomed in the dark cinema. “Turn off the phone!”
The phone’s lit screen still beamed brightly, incurring the wrath of the same cantankerous audience member who asked belligerently: “Are you f—ing deaf?”
Phone was hastily shut off.
The bully sounded familiar, though.
After the screening, when the house lights were turned on, Powerful Personality was seen exiting the theater.
No free ride
From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:
Controversial Celeb couldn’t care less if loved ones failed to grace an important milestone.
CC is still upset with them because they don’t approve of Latest Love.
Can hardly blame them because CC’s track record is checkered, at best.
Obstinate CC didn’t buckle down—snubbing kith and kin who pooh-poohed this seemingly troubled-from-the-start romance.
Persistent Relative crashed the event, for the love of CC.
Alas, PR had to pay for the ticket and accommodations—as CC and LL refused to cover the extra expenses.
KKB, much?
Top of the tabloids
This week’s top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved):
Vice Ganda minura ng netizens: Wala kayong pinagkaiba ni Manny Pacquiao! (Let us enumerate the differences…)
Sikat na lady director nagseselos kay Arci Muñoz? (Explain, please.)
Galit na galit talaga ang OTWOListas kay Paulo Avelino na epektib na panira sa love team nina James Reid at Nadine Lustre. (Ah, the perils of being the third wheel.)
Sex videos nina Paolo Contis at Christian Vasquez kalat na rin. (Next, please.)
Liza Diño kay Pacman: Magboksing ka na lang, mas may pakinabang pa! (TKO sa wifey ni Aiza Seguerra!)
