Wedding interrupted due to poor ratings

LOQUACIOUS Personality is eyeing a political career.

Alas, LP feels that his numbers in the surveys need to improve first before he can commit—not only to public service but to married life.

Huh?

Lovely Girlfriend is waiting for LP to propose.

Unfortunately, LP’s decision to get hitched hinges on his success as a future politico.

Hopefully, LG won’t get impatient as LP takes his time, making up his mind.

After all, true love waits.

Equal match

They were once best buddies.

Controversial Celeb’s rampaging ego, however, got in the way and offended High-profile Newsmaker.

CC wanted to hog the limelight, but HN wouldn’t take that sitting down—or standing up, of course.

CC and HN had a screaming match after work.

That was the last time they shared the same breathing space.

Unlikely partners

Gung-ho Proponents of Troubled Project are grasping at straws.

GPs are linking Dashing Hunk and Charming Veteran to TP to save it from sinking.

GPs also turned to a Conservative Institution for much-needed support. But are the big bosses of CI aware that Sultry Starlet is involved in TP?

Imagine that! CI and SS will be working together.

The times they are a-changing.

Broken friendships

The election is set for next year, but random skirmishes have started.

Industry Veteran incurred the ire of certain friends because of politics.

Influential Pals got upset that IV openly supported Beleaguered Candidate and not their Stellar Bet.

As a result, IPs snubbed IV’s big event. Worse, they decided not to support IV’s latest venture.

IV cannot blame IPs because the affair had SB as main attraction.

Proud and out

From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera: During an out-of-town gig, giddy supporter warmly greeted Cutie Heartthrob in a hotel lobby.

Aloof CH snubbed the fan. Offended, the groupie remarked, loud enough for CH to hear: “How stuck-up!”

CH acted nonchalant at first. In the middle of the program, however, CH grabbed the mic and announced for everyone to hear: “I am not arrogant!”

Everyone in the hall was shocked that CH bothered to respond to a petty comment.

No wonder there are incessant rumors questioning CH’s true personality.

Top of the Tabloids

This week’s top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved):

Baka raw maudlot pa ang planong kasal. Warning kay Pauleen Luna: Guwardiyahan si Bossing Vic Sotto kina Yaya Dub at Happy B-day girl Patricia! (Ah, to be surrounded by beautiful ladies.)

Sarah Geronimo, wagi sa Global Sound 10th Int’l Song Contest. (Pak!)

Julia Montes, nakabili ng bagong bahay malapit sa mansion ni Coco Martin. (Uyyy, neighbors!)

AlDub, ginagamit na rin sa school para sa exams. Sigaw ng Dabarkads: “It’s Showtime” minasaker ng “Eat Bulaga.” (Calling Carlo J.)

Luis Manzano, ikakasal na kay Angel Locsin. Gov. Vilma Santos, Luis’ mom: Bahala ka sa buhay mo! (Mom knows he’s of age na.)