Sexy pics spread (horror) in cyberspace

JED MADELA got upset on the set of “ASAP.” RICHARD A. REYES

This horror story is too late for Halloween but still… Spreading like a virus in cyberspace are photos of Petite Person in come-hither poses.

It’s quite disturbing. Worse, the pics seem to have been captured from a webcam session. Was PP trying to seduce—or spook—a chat mate/prospective lover?

PP is often rumored as a fixture in bars, and was once spotted in the company of hunks three times taller!

Beware: Once seen, those photos cannot be unseen.

Two faces

Stunning Star’s choices in men are consistently faulty.

New Dashing Suitor is yet another fine example of a disaster-waiting-to-happen.

Around SS, DS is meek as a lamb, and gentlemanly. Once SS is away, DS returns to his usual assertive and brazen self. Maybe he just wants to put his best foot forward. Then again, honesty is still the best policy.

Speaking of which, is DS truthful about his past—particularly his close encounters with the third kind?

CRITICS say Alden Richards still has a long way to go.

Desperate drive

Scandalous Celeb seems to be waging a relentless campaign to win an acting trophy—any award will do.

Desperate times call for desperate measures.

The clock is ticking. If SC’s kin and minions are no longer in power, it will be much more difficult to nail that… impossible dream, really, because SC has the acting chops of, uh, minced meat.

Years ago, SC pointedly asked shocked Industry Insider: “When will you give me a grand slam?” Talk about bland ambition.

Hunk’s secret pastime

Hunky Cutie is a regular visitor in a faraway rustic town.

The official story is that HC frequents the area’s pristine beaches for his favorite aqua sport.

But a guest was surprised to see HC’s framed photos in the home of Powerful Personality there.

Turns out, PP is smitten with HC, who is only too willing to keep the elderly admirer happy.

Apparently PP’s Scary Relatives didn’t discourage HC from pursuing this risky sideline.

XIAN Lim and Kim Chui finally fess up.

File under “Dangerous Liaisons.”

Generous boss

From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:

Here’s good news for a change: If there are celebrities (like Glamorous Stunner and Seasoned Actress) who deprive helpers of three square meals a day, Visiting Beauty is the exact opposite.

VB regularly whips up exotic dishes and feeds the entire household staff like it was Christmas every day. No wonder her team loves her.

VB’s culinary skills and generosity are exactly the traits that charmed Influential Ex-flame.

Top of Bandera

This week’s top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved):

Ai-Ai de las Alas mas bumata ang itsura, magaling mag-alaga ang bagets na boyfriend. (“Hayan ka na naman…”)

Sigaw ng mga taga-Cagayan de Oro matapos tawaging unggoy; Jed Madela dapat hatulan ng persona non grata [status]. (Eh kasi nga…)

Nang di masunod ang kadramahan sa “ASAP”; Jed Madela napikon, nagbanta pang “sisirain” sa stage sina Sarah Geronimo at Erik Santos? (Naku. Talaga?)

Angeline Quinto ayaw munang dyowain si Erik: Natatakot po akong mabuntis! (Owss?)

Kim Chiu umamin sa tunay na relasyon nila ni Xian Lim: Puwede naman! (Kahit di umaamin!)

Lani Misalucha may napiling 2 singers na papalit sa trono niya. (May trono siya?!))

Mariel Rodriguez “laban o bawi” sa pagbubuntis. (Hayyy, these endless discussions. Just… go!)

MOM IS always around when Kathryn Bernardo and Daniel Padilla are together.

Imposibleng maghalikan sa harap ng madlang pipol; Kathryn Bernardo laging bantay-sarado ng nanay kaya di makaiskor si Daniel Padilla. (Really, 24-7? Good luck na lang, DJ.)

Karla Estrada: Hindi ako sugarol, at wala kaming bisyo ni Daniel! (Take it easy.)

Kung naging vain lang daw siya tulad ng yumaong ina; Sharon Cuneta kay Mommy Elaine: Sayang nga, nagpapayat na ko… namatay ka naman! (Do it for yourself, Mega.)

Sa mga nagsasabing dapat lang siyang mabugbog ng dyowa; Maegan Aguilar: Wala akong pakialam sa inyo! (Never ever encourage violence against women.)

Alden Richards hinog sa pilit, malayong pumalit kay Dingdong Dantes. (Let’s wait, shall we?)

Dennis Padilla bawal pumunta sa debut ni Julia Barretto. (This is so not cool.)

Lea Salonga wala nang planong mabuntis: I’m 43… at nakakapagod! (Sey ni Ms. Lea: “Talaga!”)