Meek ‘lamb’ bares fangs when no one is looking

Anne Curtis admits that she gets drunk, sometimes. JILSON SECKLER TIU

Don’t be taken in by Meek Damsel’s dainty ways. Turns out, MD’s claws are quite sharp, sometimes even lethal.

In public, MD passes herself off as the underdog. In her latest pronouncement, MD self-deprecatingly claimed she’s no match for Glamorous Belle. But in the company of friends, MD consistently bad-mouths GB.

It’s not the first time for MD to bare her fangs. As blushing newbies in the biz, MD and other mean girls ganged up on GB.

Competition always rears its ugly head among the bold and the beautiful.

Half-sisters

Upon seeing Pretty Neophyte’s photo, Showbiz Insider was certain the girl could upstage other stars, like Alluring Siren.

Interestingly, PN bears a striking resemblance to AS. Ah, that’s because PN and AS are half-siblings.

SI hopes AS will extend a helping hand to PN, who’s now joining the biz. AS’ handlers may not want to be associated with PN, a potential rival for projects, of course.

Desperate measures

There was talk that Major Star’s Fledgling Project was headed for the chopping block. Denials came swiftly from MS’ camp.

Coco Martin’s “Ikaw Lamang” blooper reel is loved by fans.

Curiously, a potentially explosive gimmick was soon whipped up, obviously to rev up interest in MS and FP.

MS’ drumbeaters were merely making sure that the faltering venture would benefit from the resulting waves of publicity.

Desperate times, desperate measures.

And yet, there is incessant chatter that FP will be revamped soon.

Ignored

Not a few people have grown weary of Noisy Celeb’s relentless self-absorption.

NC was the topic in Popular Show. Customarily, Top Host and Fellow Presenter would make small talk on the just-read news story—in this case NC’s proclivities.

TH and FP, however, pointedly ignored the item and snappily changed gears. It was a subject matter that could embarrass NC and Influential Relative.

What TH and FP did, was make it known that NC and IR were no sacred cows in their book. Then again it’s better to be snubbed than disparaged.

Sam Milby finds two actresses attractive.

Party crashers

From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:

Flamboyant Personality is growing crabbier by the minute. FP treated hunky pals to an all-you-can-drink bar party.

In the midst of the revelry, FP went to the powder room for a touch-up. When FP returned to the boys’ table, a gaggle of fan girls had gathered. FP was irked— and showed it.

FP unleashed a disparaging remark aimed at the groupies, who scampered away before FP could spew out yet another round of expletives.

Top of Bandera

This week’s top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved):

Alessandra de Rossi is said to beat her friend when it comes to being finicky. JILSON SECKLER TIU

Alessandra de Rossi mukhang katulong, mas maarte pa kay Heart Evangelista. (Hmm, you’re saying Heart is maarte?)

Kim Chiu inatake ng nerbiyos kay KC Concepcion: Paghahandaan ko siya! (OA, ha?)

KC sa relasyon nila ni Paulo Avelino: Okay naman, masaya kami! (Wait, they’re together? Sorry, we didn’t care kasi.)

Umaming napipikon na sa buntis at abortion issue; KC: Hindi ko po anak ang mga kapatid kong sina Miel at Miguel…nakakadiri! (Nakakadiri ang balita o mga bata?)

Bloopers ni Coco Martin sa “Ikaw Lamang” mabentang-mabenta. (Anything Coco is mabenta, ha?)

Kris Aquino halatang kilig pa rin kay Bistek; hindi matanggap na siya ang inayawan ng lalake. (Bistek, consider this a warning: She’s not done with you yet.)

Kris, Derek Ramsay tuloy ang gamitan para sa libreng publicity. (As long as it’s a mutual agreement, then sige. People can tell, anyway.)

Okay lang na mabansagang “Lasengga Queen”; Anne Curtis: Yes, umiinom po ako at kung minsan nalalasing din! (Right. Do everything once.)

Anne: Okay lang mabuntis bago ikasal. (Uh, think twice about this one.)

KC Concepcion says she’s happy with Paulo.

Nagrebelde na naman kay Mommy Divine dahil kay Matteo Guidicelli; Sarah Geronimo, nagkulong sa kuwarto, ilang araw hindi kumain. (Sarah, is this guy worth it? Boyfriends come and go.)

Vice Ganda may sinipa kaya nabasag ang malaking TV sa “It’s Showtime.” (As long as he pays for it.)

Marian Rivera: Napakapalad ko, 2 beses nag-propose sa akin si Dingdong Dantes kasama ang pamilya niya! (Uh, once is usually enough.)

Ai-Ai de las Alas talo sa mga kasong isinampa laban sa ex-dyowa. (Uh-oh.)

Sam Milby type ligawan sina Kathryn Bernardo at Julia Barretto? (At the same time?)

Elmo Magalona, Janine Gutierrez binabatikos ng Netizens, nang-isnab daw ng fan sa Disneyland. (Once in a while, celebs want to be normal. Fans, you may wanna leave them alone from time to time.)