Falling for married men is pretty starlet’s hobby

Let the mud slinging begin.

Supporters of Controversial Celebrity are quick to disparage romantic rival, Pretty Starlet who allegedly hooked up with CC’s Handsome Husband.

According to CC’s pals, PS has a long history of hooking up with unavailable men.

Prior to HH, PS was involved with Small-Town Politico and Big Shot owner of a beauty company—both married.

Smoking hot hunk

Hot Hunk leads a double life.

Publicly, HH espouses a healthy lifestyle, insisting that he’s extremely disciplined. He even posed on the cover of a fitness mag.

But Rushes caught HH smoking like a chimney backstage during a high-profile event.

Turns out, that’s not the only “secret” he hides from the public. Influential Insider can recite a litany.

Bitter or better

Pretty Star keeps harping about a supposed failed romance with Gorgeous Playboy.

Observers are turned off because PS sounds bitter and spiteful. An insider insists that PS has no right to act self-righteous, since her closet is not exactly free of skeletons.

PS was involved in a secret affair that must have hurt another person, too. She is not an innocent by any nature.

Unanimous

At a lavish gathering, Show biz Insider extolled the virtues of Controversial Personality.

WING Duo’s Angie Yoingco and Nikki Ross (fourth and fifth from right, in black) meet the “Katy” cast. The musical, which has two final shows today, chronicles the life of Yoingco’s mom, Bodabil Queen Katy de la Cruz.

SI insisted that one of CP’s many virtues is magnanimity, and that, in fact, CP never held a grudge.

Unfortunately, no one at the party agreed with SI. Instead, the hall echoed with united indignation: “Not true!”

Close-up moment

Beleaguered Beauty is enjoying every minute of her infamy. BB’s name often crops up in chismis columns and she somehow manages to maximize every TV exposure.

Recently, Tactless Nemesis told friends that BB wanted to guest in a weekend chat show, and that she had in fact booked a favorite stylist to do her hair and makeup.
The plan is that the interview would be a teary one, the better to show that BB is always ready for the camera, though she’s suffering.

ANGELINE Quinto is smitten with new costar.

Top of Bandera

The top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved).

Kumbaga raw sa mga aso, siya ang Aspin; Gusto ko pong maging dyowa si Sam para gumanda ang lahi namin!—Angeline Quinto. (A noble endeavor, no less.)

CESAR Montano and Krista Miller are in the hot seat.

Starlet na kabit daw ni Cesar, pinakain ng masasakit na salita ni Sunshine. (Sympathy for the querida happens only in the movies.)

Na-shock ang mga nanonood sa shooting ng “Seduction”; Sarah naging wild, bigay na bigay sa romansahan nila ni Richard. (Eh kasi nga, boyfriend. At ang guwapo, ha!)

Ara Mina kinasuhan ng bagong libel case si Cristine sa DOJ. (Good. Now they will stop talking about it.)

Cristine playgirl daw, pinaglalaruan sina Dennis at Derek? (Let’s just add that to her list of virtues, shall we?)

Rocco, Lovi wala nang itinatago, umaming nag-date sa Boracay (And you’re not sharing photos— of the beach?)

Galit na galit daw ang mga dati niyang kaibigan, “Sana malaos na si Pokwang para magising siya sa katotohanan!” (Wishing even a former friend ill is never nice.)

GERALD Anderson gets involved in an “unfortunate incident.”

Pagkatapos patutsadahan si Gerald sa kanyang live show, Sarah na-karma agad, nadulas sa stage. (We wonder, does the butt ever hurt more than pride?)

AFTER the storm, Sunshine Cruz is now pleading privacy.

Pagkatapos ibandera ang relasyon ni mister sa isang starlet; Sunshine Cruz naimbiyerna sa press, ’wag na raw sana silang pakialaman ni Cesar. (You can’t un-announce things! Anuvah?!)

Nasiko ni Ray Parks habang nagba-basketball, isinugod sa ospital; Daniel Padilla duguan ang bibig, ilang beses tinahi.  (Arekup.)

Resbak ni Karla Estrada: Buti na lang wala ako do’n, kung hindi … naku! (’Di naman yata sinadya, mommy.)

Maricel tsinugi na sa serye ni Gerald, pinalitan ni Dawn? (The network’s official statement chalks it up to “an unfortunate incident.” Intriguing.)

MARICEL Soriano leaves soap.

Pang-ookray ni Maria kay Gerald nakunan ng video. (Ah, so.)

“Hoy, Maricel palaos ka na kaya itigil na ang katarayan!” (Katarayan gets old, laos or not.)

Shalani di pa rin mabuntis, pinasasayaw na sa Obando (Does that actually work?)

Atty. Persida Acosta papasukin na rin ang pag-aartista. (That’s a crowded field; try something else.)

Paulo Avelino niloloko lang daw ang mga fans. (Baka naman kasi nagpapaloko?)

Pamilya at mga kaibigan manhid na sa mga “kadramahan” ni Sunshine. (Slow clap here.)

Masuwerte si Kris dahil mahal na mahal siya ng bunsong anak—Robin kay Bimby: Aba, natakot ako sa bata, ang tapang pala nu’n! (Masuwerte si Kris, period.)

Kathryn, Daniel magdyowa na, takot lang umamin? (Sarah G, is that you?)

Naku, John Lloyd mukhang nasingitan ka na ng iba; Angelica hindi nag-init kay Diet: “Mas may malisya kasi ako kay Papa Piolo!” Wonder if Papa feels the same way. (Probably not.)

IZA CALZADO is stunned by costar’s slap.

Iza na-shock sa tindi ng sampal ni Andi: As in, sobrang lakas talaga! (The girl’s either working out, or just venting.)

MARIAN Rivera’s fans get all riled up.

Jaclyn: Ayoko nang makialam sa lovelife ng anak ko! (Good call.)

Mga fans ni Marian muntik nang magwala dahil sa press. (Oh, these fans …)

Sa nalalapit na bakbakan ng “Wowowillie” at “Eat Bulaga”;  Willie: Tinawagan ko si Joey OK naman daw, matatanda na kami para mag-away! (Let the games begin!)