Three stoners and two delusional lovers

JINKEE Pacquiao to Manny: “May purpose si Lord na baka gusto Niya huminto ka na sa boxing.”

Talk about starting young.

Teen Idol went out of town for a high-profile show. Perhaps TI was bored and had too much spare time between gigs.

A mole insisted that TI was totally stoned for the entire trip and was allegedly caught smoking weed by a shocked spy backstage.

Seems TI picked up the nasty habit early on from relatives who are notorious stoners, too.

Must be in the blood.

Under pressure

VIC SOTTO

Another source claims that Controversial Starlet is a druggie, too.

CS was purportedly spotted in a pot session, along with other youngsters.

CS must’ve inherited the addiction from elders as well. It’s just unclear if this happened    before or after CS suffered a major personal setback.

Did depression push CS to turn to illicit drugs? Or is CS genetically predisposed to indulge in substances when under tremendous pressure?

Keep off the grass

ANNE Curtis

Reality Hunk was aghast when he sauntered into the communal gym of a posh condo building.

RH saw only one other resident working out that day: Dashing Model.

RH swore that the entire room reeked of weed. He suspected that he had interrupted DM in the middle of smoking some stuff.

Or was it just the smell of hashish reeking out of the pores of sweaty DM? Ew.

Mystery lover

Pretty Starlet claims she is currently “dating” a certain non-show biz guy.

KRIS Bernal

Then again, no one other than PS has seen this “phantom” boyfriend.

A source insists that the invisible beau is just a figment of the young girl’s overactive imagination.

Rumor has it that PS is the “flavor of the month” in Big Boss’ desserts buffet.

Is this why the career of PS suddenly blossomed, in spite of the incessant chatter about her misdeeds?

Master of illusion

Now, it can be told.

ALBIE Casiño

Handsome Hunk was linked to Cute Colleague. An insider is sure, however, that HH never got his paws on CC.

CC supposedly thumbed-down HH’s indecent proposals.

Since HH never reached first base, he settled for the next best thing, close encounters of the queer kind.

Cheap thrills.

Top of the Talk Shows

For those who missed last weekend’s TV gabfests (and why we are moved, if we are moved):

Vic Sotto, asked if he’s taken: “Oh, I’m always taken … for granted! Hahaha!” (Good answer. Hahaha!)

Vic, on what makes a woman sexy: “Ugali—it’s more of what you see deep within … basta importante malaki ang puso!” (Right.)

Kris Bernal on suitor Carl Guevarra: “Natutuwa nga ako kasi ’di lang ako ang nililigawan niya kundi pati mga kapatid at parents ko. Minsan nagugulat ako. Bigla na lang ikukwento sa ’kin ng nanay ko na pumunta siya sa bahay at nagdala ng food.” (Yummy guy.)

Carl on courting Kris: “’Di lahat ng bagay na gusto mo, makukuha mo agad … Willing na willing [ako maghintay]. Para sa ’kin, siya lang.” (Wow. Is this guy for real?)

Dennis Trillo on his breakup with Bianca King: “Ayoko na sanang pag-usapan kung ano man ang dahilan. Gusto kong i-keep siya as private as I can.” (Baka … guilty?)

Dennis, asked if the coming Christmas will be a sad one: “’Di naman, normal lang namang nangyayari sa buhay ng tao. ’Di lang naman [relasyon] ang nakakapagpasaya sa buhay. Andiyan naman ang pamilya mo.” (Priorities.)

Kris Aquino on friend Ai Ai de las Alas: “Ang dami na naming pinagdaanan together. Parang isa ko na rin siyang ate talaga kasi we consider Ai as part of the family.” (Ai Ai Aquino. Hmm.)

Albie Casiño on being “misunderstood”: “Ever since I got into show biz, I tried to keep my personal life private. I understand why people judge me like that; it’s because they only know what they see. They don’t really know me naman.” (But what people know…)

Jinkee Pacquiao, asked what she told husband Manny after losing to Juan Manuel Marquez: “Sabi ko, may purpose si Lord na baka gusto niya huminto ka na sa boxing. Mag-focus na lang tayo sa pag-serve sa Kanya.” (Why would He do such a thing?)

Anne Curtis on Twitter bashers insulting her mom: “Just master the art of deadma. Just let it go… [Fighting back] is just a waste of time.” (Korek.)

Bangs Garcia on her brother, who has Down syndrome: “Sabi nila, anytime puwede raw siya mawala. Kaya every time I get to be with him, I see to it na sobrang happy siya.” (Attagirl.)

Matteo Guidicelli on remaining friends with ex-girlfriend Maja Salvador: “I don’t believe in ruining relationships. I don’t believe in throwing out memories.” (Good answer.)

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