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Remember Rebellious Bride who was disowned by her wealthy family after she tied the knot with Controversial Celebrity?
RB allegedly refused to have CC sign a prenuptial agreement, making High-Profile Mom go ballistic. The reason was that the clan’s business interests were put at risk, with RB in a vital corporate position.
Early this week, we heard that, just as swiftly as they had rushed down the aisle, the couple went their separate ways.
We also heard that RB bounced back in a jiffy and found comfort in the arms of a new beau.
Round two
Disturbed Personality hasn’t learned an important lesson.
A few years back, DP figured in a very messy affair with much Older Lover. Now comes another Aging Admirer, who keeps one or two others as fallback.
Will DP and AA end up bitter enemies, too? Déjà vu!
Show and tell
Gifted Personality shed buckets for an Estranged Relative.
A source claims that GP shunned ER, who was forced to move in with strangers. ER was left in the cold, while GP led a glamorous life.
In public, GP acted inconsolable when tragedy hit the clan. Those not in the know would think GP and ER remained close.
Show biz limbo
Pretty Starlet’s supporters are worried that her career is going south, now that’s she’s hooked up with Gorgeous Hunk.
They cite the downfall of Former Sweetheart whose promising future quickly dissipated when she got involved with GH.
According to a mole, FS dropped everything when GH asked her out. Blind love cost FS her career.
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Fans hope PS will not fall into that same trap.
Cheating heart
Rumormongers insist that Married Personality is an incorrigible flirt who targets unsuspecting neophytes on the set.
Indeed, MP has a track record for straying. A spy asserts that MP was once spotted in a posh mall with someone other than Popular Love.
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Perhaps MP’s Mystery Date was a relative. But MP had an arm around MD. At that time, MP was already engaged to PL.
Top of Bandera
The top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved):
Ai Ai: Hindi ako titigil sa pagdarasal na makahanap uli ng asawa si Kris! (You will need to find a very unique one.)
Si P-Noy sana ang magkakasal kina Zoren at Carmina, pero … (… it was his video game night?)
Ai Ai: Humingi ako kay Mama Mary ng boyfriend! (And?)
Claudine ayaw nang kunin ng TV networks. (Surprised?)
Angeline inilampaso ni Rachelle Anne sa “Miss Saigon” audition. (Best to wait for the casting announcement.)
Pakiusap ni Ate Guy sa nakakuha ng kanyang cell phone: Pakibalik ang SIM card, ’yung telepono sa inyo na! (Must be a precious SIM card.)
Aljur ’di pa rin daw marunong umarte. (He’s pretty; that’s enough for now.)
Sam mahal na mahal pa rin si Anne Curtis? (Hmm, never pegged him for a torch-bearer.)
Nanay ni Jillian Ward nag-inarte na naman, di pinapunta ang anak sa press con. (We need an industry-wide ban on stage moms. Amen?)
Totoo ba na ‘pinagalitan’ ng TV5 kaya Sharon biglang natameme sa Twitter? (Kasi naman …)
Walang kaalam-alam na babae rin ang type maging dyowa; Binoe nabaliw noon kay Monique Wilson. (Dude, ang bagal mo!)
Kylie Padilla tinanggihan ang teleserye ng GMA dahil hindi siya ang pinakabida. (Deserve mo ba?)
Lovi nag-iiyak pagkatapos maghubad at makipaglaplapan sa shooting. (You do it and then you cry? Anuva?!)
Hindi lang pinagkaguluhan ng mga taga-Butuan; Daniel Padilla sinapok, sinabunutan, pinagkukurot pa sa mukha (Ay! Huwag sa fez!)
Baka biglang pumasok sa seminaryo; Matteo dedma muna sa mga babae. (Huwag, hijo, sayang ang byuti mo.)