Sexy starlet goes ballistic, wrecks movie set

DEREK Ramsay

Quite aptly, it happened on the set of a thriller. Sexy Starlet’s suspicions were confirmed when she caught Hunky Beau in a compromising position with Leading Lady in the dressing room.

SS calmly walked away … and straight onto the set, where she went berserk. Like a tropical storm, SS smashed everything in sight, including a huge ceramic sculpture.

When the film resumed production, the fragile props had been replaced with papier-mâché. And SS had dumped HB.

Haughty amnesiac

Reporters were turned off by Haughty Mom of Talented Newcomer. HM had thrown her weight around in front of the press during an event for TN, incurring the ire of Enterprising Reporter who described her as “overbearing.”

Worse, HM seems to have illusions of grandeur, conveniently forgetting her modest roots and all connection to her hometown. As if she’d been born with the proverbial silver spoon in her mouth!

ANDI Eigenmann

Denial princess

Notorious Starlet is perceived as tactless and rude—and she seems proud of that. NS denied attending a computer school in the south, infuriating former schoolmates and teachers.

Funny thing is, they’d rather not be associated with NS, either. Tit for tat.

Missed opportunity

Years ago, as a balikbayan, Popular Actor asked Influential Insider to set him up with Famous Actress.

II eagerly played matchmaker and arranged a blind date. Since PA was rich and handsome, FA agreed.

They were supposed to meet at II’s office. On the day of the meeting, FA was a no-show. (Maybe she knew PA was a playboy?)

As luck would have it, Pretty Starlet was hanging out at II’s office at the time. It was love at first sight for PA, who went on to tie the knot with PS.

As for FA, she wasn’t so lucky in the love department.

Scorned admirer

RAYVER Cruz

Some observers can’t help wondering: Were the explosive intrigues plaguing Promising Star concocted by Spurned Admirer?

SA was allegedly forced to deny any romantic interest in PS. Was this shocking scandal SA’s way of getting back at PS?

Ghastly!

So they are Friday morning on “Kris TV,” Sen. Chiz Escudero admitted, if obliquely, that actress Heart Evangelista was his girlfriend. “I’d like to think so … yes,” he told program host Kris Aquino.

Pressed to elaborate, and speaking in emphatic Filipino, he added: “We move in different circles [so] we can’t really talk about people we don’t like. Thus, every conversation is refreshing. She is my sanctuary.”

It was the last day of the senator’s guesting stint on the show. That could be the reason that he gave in to the host’s insistence on a “confession.” Or, wait … a few days earlier, she said on the same show, if in jest, that she was “donating” to his campaign!

Top of the Bandera

ANNE Curtis

The top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved if we are moved):

Regine, Ogie hindi nakagawa ng bagong baby dahil kay Nate. (Too much information!)

Sobrang istrikto ni mommy, dapat 12 a.m. nasa bahay na; Toni bawal pa ring abutin ng gabi sa ‘gimikan’ (Sorry, no one beats Mommy D Geronimo.)

‘Alalay’ ni Sarah tinalakan ni Mommy Divine, di nakatiis, nag-resign. (Sounds about right.)

Hindi raw kasi nirespeto ang original movie version; Eugene ‘binaboy’ daw ang ‘Bona’ ni Nora. (Well, Nora said she was happy.)

Zac Efron gusto nang tumira sa Pilipinas (They all say that. What do you expect naman?)

Siniguro kay Andi na aalagaan siya ng ex-BF ni Angelica; Anne: Never akong pinagsamantalahan ni Derek! (Some girls would complain!)

Marian walang balak landiin si Richard para ipalit kay Dingdong (One word for you, girl: Annabelle.)

Xian kay Kim: Totoo, lagi siyang laman ng isip ko! (Not scientifically possible, but we get it.)

Kaya biglang nakipaghiwalay kay Matteo Guidicelli; Maja: Sobrang mahal na kasi namin ang isa’t isa! (Not logical  and we don’t get it.)

Lovi, Jake huli: Magkasamang pumasok sa hotel. (Uh-oh.)

Gerald ayaw nang manligaw dahil sa ginawa ni Sarah (Dude, move on.)

Rayver gagawing yaya ni Cristine. (Dude, isa ka pa.)

LOVI Poe

Gerald Santos bumangon, lumaban pagkatapos ma-harass ng gay celebrity (Labanan ang karahasan, kahit saan galing.)

Ginaya ang style ni John Lloyd sa panunuyo kay Angelica; Vice niregaluhan din ng kotse ang dyowang basketball player (Yowza!)

Kahit di pa magdyowa, Kim bongga ring magregalo kay Xian (Ang yaman mo rin, ’teh!)

Derek itatago sa press ang bagong dyowa (That’s not fun in the Philippines!)

Dawn, Goma di nakatiis sa laplapan (Reunited, and it feels so good …)

“Tao rin naman kami, hindi kami mga robot!”; Regine kampi kay Mega, dapat kasuhan at ipakulong ang abusado sa Twitter (Oh, the things that should be done to those people!)

Kung wala nang magiging problema sa annulment case; Jolo gusto nang bumuo ng sariling pamilya, handa nang pakasalan si Jodi (Good luck with that.)

Liz Uy diva-diva-han, masyado nang mataas ang ihi (Oh, we wouldn’t worry … what goes up must come right back down.)

Anne naki-party na naman nang walang bra (Nakadamit naman, di ba?)