Sexy starlet finds match in cute actor

IZA CALZADO: Ready, set…?

Sultry Starlet is famously insatiable in the boudoir. Well, she found her match in Handsome Actor.

Although SS and HA have yet to confirm that they are a couple, they’ve been inseparable, according to insiders. Apparently, SS refuses to let go of HA even after hours in bed.

And HA is happy to oblige! Instead of looking wan and worn, he has gained weight. Perhaps SS feeds HA well after the marathon sessions.

Seems HA wants real change after having a string of gay benefactors.

Silent feud

Industry Leader had a long-standing aversion to Underrated Actress.

No wonder UA failed to bring home a trophy from an awards-giving body in which IL was among the prime movers.

XIAN Lim: Not a bad guy

According to a mole, IL’s silent feud with UA started when they were much younger. UA did the unthinkable, managing to upstage IL in a certain project. IL never forgave UA for that.

Cause of delay

Show biz Insider is blamed for the exclusion of Popular Star from a big affair honoring Industry Icon.

PS was raring to participate in the tribute. According to a mole, PS had rehearsed for the event.

Unfortunately, SI caused a snafu in PS’ schedule—as a result of which, PS missed the occasion and her family had to go instead.

Witch’s nose

Many observers agree that Pretty Starlet hadn’t done anything on her face. Still, she obviously got a nose job.

The cosmetic enhancement backfired. The new nose made PS look like a witch.

ELMO Magalona: Working on muscles

“It’s crooked,” a mole pointed out, “like she’s part of a coven.” Ouch.

Inappropriate

As TV crews ran after interviewees and snapshot-hunters pursued their idols, actress Janice de Belen made clear her intention to keep the wake of Comedy King Dolphy solemn.

A fan absent-mindedly approached Janice for a photograph. She declined, without thinking twice, and explained: “I’m not here to have my picture taken. It’s inappropriate.”

She may have lost an admirer there, but kudos to Janice for standing her ground.

Meanwhile, she was a riot in Jose Javier Reyes’ “Mga Mumunting Lihim” and truly deserved her Cinemalaya best actress trophy for it. Bravo!

Grown-up Bieber

LOS ANGELES—Canadian pop star Justin Bieber has pulled out the Hollywood stops in his latest video for the single “As Long As You Love Me,” making a sort of mini-film showing his grown-up side.

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Bieber, 18, recruited gritty actor Michael Madsen (“Pulp Fiction,” “Reservoir Dogs”) to play the disapproving father of his love interest in the slick music video, which runs nearly six minutes.

The video, which debuted online on Wednesday, features car chases, fights, raunchy dancers and steamy romance set against the LA skyline. Reuters

Top of Bandera

The top show biz   news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved):

Ate Vi ayaw daw iwan ang anak sa ospital; Luis di matukoy ang sakit, sumailalim na sa CT scan. (Wanted: “The Healing.”)

Anak ni Janice de Belen inaagaw nga ba ni Charlene Gonzalez? (How is that possible?)

Derek Ramsay natupad ang pangarap sa London. (He won an Olympic gold?)

Elmo Magalona nagpapalaki na ng katawan; Julie Anne paseksi na rin. (What’s the rush?)

SARAH Geronimo: A robot?

Epi Quizon nararamdaman ang kaluluwa ni Pidol. (All he has to do is look in the mirror.)

Ariel Villasanta: Hindi ako mukhang pera! (Kami rin!)

Melai, Jason, “friends with benefits” ang drama? (This is so tiresome.)

JC de Vera mas interesado sa lechon kesa mga babae. (It takes all kinds.)

Gladys Reyes nakuryente, nag-walk out sa “Game N Go” ng TV5 (At least she could walk after that.)

Matteo walang kaalam-alam na iniwan na siya ni Maja. (Oh, he didn’t get the memo?)

Xian Lim: Hindi po ako masamang tao! (Kami rin!)

Sarah mas masahol pa sa robot; Mommy Divine the best kontrabida. (We’re starting to think that’s the way Sarah likes it… a-ha, a-ha!)

Iza game sa bastusan, handang magpahimas. (Like a pet?)